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tinpis
22nd Sep 2005, 02:37
A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that."

The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded "No, I'm an asshole."




:hmm:

flyblue
22nd Sep 2005, 06:52
tinpis, please refer to the JB Rules of Engagement, Chapter 5. It clearly states that the "L" word is to be avoided at all times :E

tinpis
22nd Sep 2005, 10:14
Oooerr sorry Flyblue I never noticed that .
Perhaps this would be a better format?



A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "[FILL THIS SPACE] are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that."

The first guy asked "Are you a [FILL THIS SPACE]?"

The second guy responded "No, I'm an asshole."

Biggles Flies Undone
22nd Sep 2005, 10:21
It clearly states that the "L" word is to be avoided at all times
Sound advice - never use the "L" word in front of a woman or it'll cost you dearly ;)

RiskyRossco
22nd Sep 2005, 10:28
Never marry for money. You can borrow it a lot cheaper.

I've found a really effective antidote to marriage. Every four years I buy a really angry woman a house.

Ozzy
22nd Sep 2005, 12:10
I've been happily married for nigh on 5 years. Not bad out of 17:E

Ozzy