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Atlas Shrugged
19th Sep 2005, 23:54
The following is excerped from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1 Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Real Name = Crusty Farklenose. PpruNe Name = Boobie Waffletush :{ :{

20th Sep 2005, 00:04
Dorfus Farkletush at your service!:ok:

20th Sep 2005, 00:10
Hello, I'm

Dinky Dippindoodle......nice to meet you!

20th Sep 2005, 00:33
Sleezy FarkleFace... i think i need to be locked up!

20th Sep 2005, 00:36
Bollox Farty Arse

Did I do that right?

20th Sep 2005, 00:46
Sneezy Pottydoodle. Hmmm. Now what? Do I get a prize?

20th Sep 2005, 01:01
Snooty Battybutt! Not too bad. Til 'Proon name' comes out with -
Snooty Pottylickin. . . :ooh:

that's. . . basically not a nice thing to call s/one. . .

20th Sep 2005, 01:01
Just call me Dorfus Farklehead..........

Hang on.

Dorfus Farkletush at your service


Buster Hyman
20th Sep 2005, 02:54
No Jerricho, use the guide on the first post to make up your new name, not your real name!:rolleyes:

20th Sep 2005, 06:40
Snickle Farkle chunks

Less of a mouthful than my real name still tho......and it might just fit on my cheque book ;)

Prune name comes out as Boobie Chuckle Doodle, how did it manage to guess my porn star name ? ;)


Howard Hughes
20th Sep 2005, 09:55
Dorfus Potty Brains here!!

The Pprune name comes out as Liver Chuckle Pants;)

20th Sep 2005, 10:14
Sloopy Snicklebutt, good morning all.

The Pprune one doesn't work as it is only 1 word. :{

20th Sep 2005, 10:18
Dorfus Pottytush here & don't you forget it.

20th Sep 2005, 10:21
Dumbo Dippinnose and Snooty Farklepants.

What's a Farkle??

Lon More
20th Sep 2005, 10:27
Sloopy Chucklelips, awaiting your instructions.

20th Sep 2005, 10:31
Dorfus Farkletush at your service!
Me too!!:D

Pprune handle comes out as Tootsie Chickenhump ........soon to be seen starring with Boobie Chuckle Doodle ...:E :E


20th Sep 2005, 10:43
Crusty Gizzardbutt here to save the day!

Gordon Fraser
20th Sep 2005, 10:53
Mr Dorfus and Mrs Snooty Gizzardbutt

20th Sep 2005, 11:04
. . . . are pleased to announce the engagement of their daughter . . . .

Solid Rust Twotter
20th Sep 2005, 11:07
...Furtilda Snorkelbat, to....

Flip Flop Flyer
20th Sep 2005, 11:22
Snickle Farkelhump, the son of ...

Maude Charlee
20th Sep 2005, 16:22
Cheesy Dippinfrack?!?!?!?!?

I'm going to sue for the Captian Underpants name though. It's mine I tell you! :*

20th Sep 2005, 16:25
Snooty Farklechunks


20th Sep 2005, 16:38
Hey Farrell, we've got the same second name - Dippindoodle.

But my first name is Fluffy. :hmm: :hmm:

20th Sep 2005, 18:39
Crusty Dippinsprinkes at your service.:cool:

pprune: Sloopy Farkletush :}

20th Sep 2005, 18:57
Snickle Frickenhump :waves graciously at massed throngs: :E

Gingerbread Man
20th Sep 2005, 19:55
Picklebutt. Goober Picklebutt.

This is fantastic, i'm going to rename everyone on my mobile.

20th Sep 2005, 21:21
Crusty Snicklebutt reporting for duty, Sir! :eek:

20th Sep 2005, 21:28
tart1.......does that mean we're married now?

(Oh God, I hope so!) :\

20th Sep 2005, 21:47
"Today, the Prime Minister of Great Britian, Sloopy Tushbutt, gave a speech. . . "


20th Sep 2005, 21:47
Oh Farrell ....... is that a proposal?? I've been waiting so long.

Ahhhhhhhh. :O

21st Sep 2005, 00:30
Dorfus Farklehump......oh no does that mean I'm related to Dorfus Farklehead?

21st Sep 2005, 05:16
Sleezy Chickendunkin.

Sounds like an advert for Hooters!

21st Sep 2005, 05:40
Dorkus Farkintush....have i finally found my long lost family??? :}

Scroll Lock
21st Sep 2005, 09:42
Ladies and Gentlemen,

Crusty Dippin Sniffer at your most humble service.

Toodle Pip


21st Sep 2005, 12:37
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...............

Fluffy Chucklefanny!