collective bias
26th Jan 2001, 14:29
Need a laugh....
Job advert. Standardization Pilot in Bolivia.
www.justhelicopter.com (http://www.justhelicopter.com) (is that OK to mention??)
Just plain bloody wierd....
Probably not OK to mention - the link doesn't work!
helidrvr
26th Jan 2001, 17:39
No need to follow the link. Here's the funny part:
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PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS
Must be able to walk and stand on level and/or inclined surfaces for up to 5 hours per day and sit for up to 4 hours per day.
Must be able to climb stairs.
Must be able to grasp or handle objects, use finger dexterity, bend elbow/knee and reach above/below shoulders.
May be required to lift up to 75 pounds to height of 4 feet and be required to lift up to 20 pounds to height of 7 feet.
May be required to see aircraft in flight, read dials/gauges, identify small objects and hand tools.
Vision acuity and hearing must meet or exceed Federal Aviation Administration minimum standards for Second Class medical certificate.
Must be able to read and interpret newspaper and typewritten print, maps, aeronautical charts, and weather charts.
Must be able to distinguish color and judge three-dimensional depth.
May be exposed to certain obstructions on the surface as well as ladders, stairs, etc.
May be exposed to rapid or extreme temperature changes.
May be exposed to chemical mist, gas, vapors, ultra-violet and infrared radiation.
May be exposed to extreme noise and high frequency noise hazards.
Must be physically capable of completing a two- (2) mile walk in 32 minutes and 30 sit-ups in 90 seconds.
Must be physically capable of climbing vertical ladders or built-in aircraft steps to heights of 10-12 feet.
May be required to walk long distances in rough jungle terrain.
Must possess physical dexterity and coordination to qualify for Federal Aviation Administration Commercial Pilot Certificate.
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Attila
26th Jan 2001, 19:38
Seems like they left out the ability to breathe.
helimutt
26th Jan 2001, 21:15
And tie your own shoe laces!!!!
Ancient Pelican
27th Jan 2001, 00:23
Hopefully can exhale warm air when breathing.
Should have worn shoes at least once in life.