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15th Sep 2005, 11:19
An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist
to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges 98.
The Hilton charges 139.
We do it here for 50, and I get 43 back from BUPA!"

15th Sep 2005, 11:27
Now you've given me an idea :p

15th Sep 2005, 11:39
The problem is though, is that the therapist would be charging an hourly rate, which means (three hours being the norm :E :ok: )that one should be better off in The Hilton!