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SoundBarrier
13th Sep 2005, 13:43
If you could wake up tomorrow with a talent, any talent, unsurpassed;

a. What would it be?
b. Why?
c. What is the first thing you would do with it?

Lets see if we can be clean about this. :E

Jerricho
13th Sep 2005, 13:45
Lets see how long this lasts being clean.

See, now some would take that as a challenge. Not me though :E :E

Farrell
13th Sep 2005, 13:45
1. Invisibility

2. Because you can sneak into women's bedrooms and watch them when they're naked!

3. Sneak into women's bedrooms and watch them when they're naked.



Challenge taken, Bob! :ok:

Standard Noise
13th Sep 2005, 13:47
That's that buggered then.

Mind you, I'm with Farrell;)

tony draper
13th Sep 2005, 13:50
One hates to be pedantic here,but invisibility would render the invisibilee totaly blind, photons would pass clear through the noggin without impinging on the retina and therefore not exciting the optic nerve,ergo one would not see a feckin thing in ladies bedrooms, thats if you ever managed to get there without tripping over the cat.
:cool:

Jerricho
13th Sep 2005, 13:50
While I can certainly see the merits Weeble Farrell me old, is invisibility actually a talent? Sorry to wear the picky hat this morning.

As for talents, ladies that can breathe through their ears are always good.

Farrell
13th Sep 2005, 13:53
Ok then.....

1. To be the best sniper in the world.

2. Because I could shoot Drapes and Jerricho

3. Shoot Drapes and Jerricho


Hate crime!! :ok:

Gingerbread Man
13th Sep 2005, 13:54
1. Be amazing at playing the guitar

2. Because i'm not already (despite trying)

3. Show off


Ginger ;)

Standard Noise
13th Sep 2005, 13:55
3. Shoot Drapes and Jerricho
Thus rendering their theories on invisibility redundant, then I'll become invisible and go looking at nekkid wimmin in their bedrooms!

Every cloud and all that.:}

Jerricho
13th Sep 2005, 13:55
Seems Farrell doesn't have the talent of gracefully accepting others input :p :p

Farrell
13th Sep 2005, 14:01
I love you all......in my own, sick way. ;)

Biggles Flies Undone
13th Sep 2005, 14:01
Be able to give a woman an orgasm by touching her hand. The rest would be a lot easier than chatting them up in a club :E

Jerricho
13th Sep 2005, 14:03
Best you invest in some golf spikes then ;)

SoundBarrier
13th Sep 2005, 14:15
a. Be superman
b. 'Cos he's the man wot makes love to wonder woman.
c. Find wonder woman.

Parapunter
13th Sep 2005, 14:22
BFU pm me & I'll let you into that little secret :E

Jerricho
13th Sep 2005, 14:28
Hang on, you're telling me women can have orgasms as well!?!? :eek: :uhoh:

Parapunter
13th Sep 2005, 14:29
I only found out by accident, I mean I don't really care and...:E :E

Biggles Flies Undone
13th Sep 2005, 15:12
Hang on, you're telling me women can have orgasms as well!?!?
Yeah - normally when they're shopping.....

Taildragger55
13th Sep 2005, 15:50
To be able to temporarily turn people into tree hugging leftie luvvies merely by sending them a PM.

It would cause the most amusing havoc on PPRuNe.

Confabulous
13th Sep 2005, 18:55
Be incredibly bad at being bad at things