View Full Version : What happens if you have s*x in a boat?

Wannabe Flyboy
25th Aug 2005, 21:56
You have oargasms.

Or if you have s*x in a goldmine you have oregasms.

25th Aug 2005, 22:00
Thank you for that little nugget of information. It's a real gem.

Dak Mechanic
25th Aug 2005, 22:13
I just thought it was fcuking close to water...

25th Aug 2005, 22:15
Doesn't help if you get your rowlocks tangled though!

25th Aug 2005, 22:18
It's wet, everything smells of fish, and you end up with a dead worm.

Romeo Charlie
25th Aug 2005, 22:20
I just thought it was fcuking close to water...

No, that's American beer.

26th Aug 2005, 00:53
Easy... if the boat is designed to hold s*x (or more!) you will be fine. If the craft cannot accommodate s*x then someone will be swimming to shore.

In short, it's a matter of size... :cool:

26th Aug 2005, 01:47
Interestingly Jug Ears, Fanny, Randy and Ed were all born about nine months after voyages on HMY Britannia. I wonder if the more restricted accommodation arrangments in a sea going vessel were involved in any way? Or was it just the sea air? :}

26th Aug 2005, 02:45
<Pedantic mode>

Interestingly Jug Ears, Fanny, Randy and Ed were all born about nine months after voyages on HMY Britannia.

The Prince Charles, Prince of Wales (Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor) (born 14 November 1948), ... Source - Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles,_Prince_of_Wales)

Launched at John Brown's Shipyard in Clydebank in 1953, the Royal Yacht proudly served Queen and country for forty-four years. Source - HMY Britannia (http://www.royalyachtbritannia.co.uk/)

</Pedantic mode>

:hmm: :suspect: :E

26th Aug 2005, 03:13
All depends.

Oargasms sound right for a roeboat.

On a Hobie it can be fun providing there's just enough wind to keep the mozzies off your backside but not enough to roll around much; a taut trampoline is a no-no.

The bigger the boat, the better. Must be something to do with $tability.

How about in a Mini. The original. When you're 6'4"?

26th Aug 2005, 03:23
i want my 20 seconds back .....

26th Aug 2005, 03:38
I'm surprised nobody's brought up "the little man in the boat....":p

26th Aug 2005, 06:13
True Jerry Coe I was speaking figuratively. Both Jug-Lugs and Fanny were born while HRH The Duke of Edinburgh was a Lieutenant Commander in the Royal Navy and HRH Princess Elizabeth spent her time as an ordinary (really?) naval wife. They often spent time afloat no doubt, and you know what sailors are. ;)

Her Majesty is Head of State and I respect the Duke as a a naval officer with a reasonable service record (though he never achieved command) However, as a solid Republican I refuse to tug my forelock at that sad collection of spongers - for which there is constitutional justification - known as "The Royal Family". So Jug-Lugs, Fanny, Randy and Ed it remains. Until one the one with the nation's most outstanding pair of ears ascends.
Hopefully we'll have a President by then.

26th Aug 2005, 07:18
It must have helped to have lots of seamen on board.

And as Edward would say, take that whichever way you want :rolleyes:

Sailor Vee
26th Aug 2005, 07:32
Hopefully we'll have a President by then.

Thread drift admittedly, but to have a Bliar in charge?:uhoh:

Kaptin M
26th Aug 2005, 08:02
For New Zealanders, sex, or even sivin, in a boat is sops.

But ate in a boat is better!

26th Aug 2005, 08:13
' Three Men in a Boat' is a bit of a worry! :hmm:

26th Aug 2005, 08:28
I suppose it's a case of 'whatever floats your boat' then.

26th Aug 2005, 09:01
Better not to wear sox, cause if your feet get wet it takes longer for them to dry out.

26th Aug 2005, 09:38
Those without an 'ore will just have to pull.

26th Aug 2005, 13:09
Power boats have lots of knobs.


26th Aug 2005, 13:15
It's not the size of the boat that matters.

But the motion in the ocean.

The Real Slim Shady
26th Aug 2005, 15:18
Yeh, but Galway Bay to Boston is a long way in a row boat!

27th Aug 2005, 07:21
I heard that Michael rowed his boat ashore. Hallelujah!

...and the motion in the ocean came from treading in the heads.

27th Aug 2005, 08:14
Hopefully we'll have a President by then.
Hope not...it's bad enough with a politician:E :E

27th Aug 2005, 13:02
...... and if you get really carried away and pay scant attention to the wind you might have a lee shoregasm

27th Aug 2005, 20:53
One presumes that one would hopefully be in a Frigate:rolleyes:

27th Aug 2005, 21:07
Sex in a boat means that the earth won't move for you but the boat might sway gently (or violently) in the water, depending on selected position and amount of effort expended.

This doesn't apply of course on ocean-going liners! :D :D

Romeo Charlie
27th Aug 2005, 21:14
Would sex while camping be intents..............?

lol, geddit? intents = intense........hahahaha............I'll get my coat.........

27th Aug 2005, 21:30
I wonder how many prooners have had sex in how many different boats and how often??

My total:

Boat 1 = once

Boat 2 = 4 times

Boat 3 = lost count (but greater than 15)

I suffer with sea-sickness too so I reckon I'm doing quite well! :\

28th Aug 2005, 01:34
Of course, tart1, m'am ... the earth might move for me :) ;) :D

and my total is once .... oh, no - twice ... hang on ........ what about that canoe? ..... hmm