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Ozzy
25th Aug 2005, 15:55
V unir pna arire dhvgr svther bhg jul gur frkhny hetrf bs zra naq jbzra
qvssre fb zhpu. Naq V arire svtherq bhg gur jubyr Irahf naq Znef guvat.
V unir arire svtherq bhg jul zra guvax jvgu gurve urnq naq jbzra guvax
jvgu gurve urneg.

V unir arire svtherq bhg jul gur frkhny qrfver trar trgf guebja vagb n
fgngr bs ghezbvy, jura vg urnef gur jbeqf "V qb"

SBE RKNZCYR: Bar riravat ynfg jrrx, zl jvsr naq V jrer trggvat vagb orq.
Jryy, gur cnffvba fgnegf gb urng hc, naq fur riraghnyyl fnlf "V qba'g
srry yvxr vg, V whfg jnag lbh gb ubyq zr."

V fnvq "JUNG???!!! Jung jnf gung?!" Fb fur fnlf gur jbeqf gung rirel
uhfonaq ba gur cynarg qernqf gb urne...

"Lbh'er whfg abg va gbhpu jvgu zl rzbgvbany arrqf nf n jbzna rabhtu sbe
zr gb fngvfsl lbhe culfvpny arrqf nf n zna.

" Fur erfcbaqrq gb zl chmmyrq ybbx ol fnlvat, "Pna'g lbh whfg ybir zr
sbe jub V nz naq abg jung V qb sbe lbh va gur orqebbz?"

Ernyvmvat gung abguvat jnf tbvat gb unccra gung avtug V jrag gb fyrrc.
Gur irel arkg qnl V bcgrq gb gnxr gur qnl bss bs jbex gb fcraq gvzr jvgu
ure.

Jr jrag bhg gb n avpr yhapu naq gura jrag fubccvat ng n ovt, ovt haanzrq
qrcnegzrag fgber. V jnyxrq nebhaq jvgu ure juvyr fur gevrq ba frireny qvssrerag irel
rkcrafvir bhgsvgf. Fur pbhyqa'g qrpvqr juvpu bar gb gnxr fb V gbyq ure jr'yy whfg ohl gurz
nyy. Fur jnagrq arj fubrf gb pbzcyvzrag ure arj pybgurf, fb V fnvq yrgf trg n
cnve sbe rnpu bhgsvg. Jr jrag gb gur wrjryyrel qrcnegzrag jurer fur cvpxrq bhg n cnve bs
qvnzbaq rneevatf. Yrg zr gryy lbh, fur jnf fb rkpvgrq, fur zhfg unir gubhtug V jnf bar
jnir fubeg bs n fuvcjerpx.

Fur jnf nyzbfg arnevat frkhny fngvfsnpgvba sebz nyy bs gur rkpvgrzrag.
Fzvyvat jvgu rkpvgrq nagvpvcngvba fur svanyyl fnvq, "V guvax guvf vf nyy
qrne, yrgf tb gb gur pnfuvre.

" V pbhyq uneqyl pbagnva zlfrys jura V oyhegrq bhg, "Ab ubarl, V qba'g
srry yvxr vg."
Ure snpr whfg jrag pbzcyrgryl oynax nf ure wnj qebccrq jvgu n onssyrq
JUNG??!!!" V gura fnvq "Ernyyl ubarl! V whfg jnag lbh gb UBYQ guvf fghss
sbe n juvyr.
Lbh'er whfg abg va gbhpu jvgu zl svanapvny arrqf nf n zna rabhtu sbe zr
gb fngvfsl lbhe fubccvat arrqf nf n jbzna."
Naq whfg jura fur unq guvf ybbx yvxr fur jnf tbvat gb xvyy zr V nqqrq,
"Jul pna'g lbh whfg ybir zr sbe jub V nz naq abg sbe gur guvatf V ohl
lbh?"

Nccneragyl V jba'g or univat frk ntnva hagvy fbzrgvzr nsgre cvtf syl
bire n sebmra uryy.

Ozzy

timmcat
25th Aug 2005, 15:56
Ozzy

Control Panel / Keyboard / Language / English (US) - Apply.

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 15:56
Hé Ozzy , you've discovered the pints of IT aswell?

Jerricho
25th Aug 2005, 16:01
WTF!?!?!

You need special glasses to read that?

bigfatsweatysock
25th Aug 2005, 16:04
Decryption Key

A| B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I| J| K|L|M
--------------------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)

Bre901
25th Aug 2005, 16:04
Bar jbeq : ebg13

:E :E

Jerricho
25th Aug 2005, 16:05
Who the hell do you think you are?

Robert Langdon or something ;)

Ozzy
25th Aug 2005, 16:06
Avpr bar ovtsngfjrnglfbpx naq Oer901, lbh thlf vg!

Ozzy

Bu, naq sbe Wreevpub: jjj.eboregynatqba.pbz (http://www.robertlangdon.com) :E

bigfatsweatysock
25th Aug 2005, 16:08
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Ozzy
25th Aug 2005, 16:12
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Bmml

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 16:13
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Bre901
25th Aug 2005, 16:15
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:} :E :} :E

Ozzy
25th Aug 2005, 16:17
Srpx guvf zbefr pbqr penc! Guvf vf n EBG13 guernq. Abj ohttre bss gur ybg bs lre zbefr pbqr srpxvat trrxf. :E

Ozzy

cyclicmicky
25th Aug 2005, 16:21
My brain hurts now......silly buggahs!!
:suspect:

Binoculars
25th Aug 2005, 16:22
There's another thread I can safely ignore.

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 16:22
--. --- --- -.. / - .... .. -. --. / - .... .- - / .. / ...- . / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / .... ..- .-. -
:}

tony draper
25th Aug 2005, 16:22
Что fecks, что все о?
:uhoh:

Ozzy
25th Aug 2005, 16:31
Ovabf'f frafr bs uhzbhe vf aba rkvfgrag.

Ozzy

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 16:34
它很快将停止, 我猜测

Standard Noise
25th Aug 2005, 17:12
You lot have way too much time on your hands.

Another St Ivian
25th Aug 2005, 17:29
Try running it through this (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A//retards.org/projects/rot13/&ei=evENQ43mEsnAQpHi-Z8F).

ASI

FunkyMunky
25th Aug 2005, 17:45
Apparently Ozzy won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly
over a frozen hell.