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benedictus
21st Aug 2005, 12:01
Was driving back from the supermarket this morning and saw the following written on the back of a dirty white van:

I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY

made me smile, much better than the usual "clean me"

tart1
21st Aug 2005, 12:05
I have always smiled at:

'Also available in white.'

Silly, I know but there it is! :D :D

airship
21st Aug 2005, 12:14
I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY

with the next person writing

SHE IS MATE!

Ali Barber
21st Aug 2005, 12:42
On a white van:

Hows my driving? If good, call 999 it must be stolen!

forget
21st Aug 2005, 13:19
'Dogs are for life, not just Saturday night'.

Cracker!

Jordan D
21st Aug 2005, 18:37
I've seen - "Please wash me", to which someone replied, "No I like you dirty"

Jordan

Chacha
21st Aug 2005, 18:41
I get writing all the time on the jeep because of the horses .. Here are some examples ..

HAD A GREAT RIDE! .. Of course I did, I was on the horse! ..
WHAT A GREAT RIDE! .. I always have a great ride! ..
SHE CAN RIDE .. I ride like a cowboy! ..

Some people need to get a life! .. :E

sixmilehighclub
21st Aug 2005, 19:03
Seen on van - CAMOUFLAGED TO BLEND WITH ROAD

Once written on mine - LIKE CAR LIKE OWNER (filthy)

Solid Rust Twotter
21st Aug 2005, 20:15
On back of van -

"TEST YOUR AIRBAG HERE"

rugmuncher
21st Aug 2005, 20:39
On a similar theme,

Car had on the dashboard a sign
" Car stereo removed, don't bother breaking in"

Door window was smashed and some chav had left another note
" Just checking"

tug3
21st Aug 2005, 21:12
"HOW'S MY DRIVING?
CALL 0800-EAT-SH1T"

Rgds
T3

frostbite
21st Aug 2005, 21:28
Or the sign

Driver who behaves like
CHILD ON BOARD

Romeo Charlie
22nd Aug 2005, 01:09
Seen on the back of a lorry -

PLEASE USE YOUR INDICATORS AS MY CRYSTAL BALL HAS BROKEN.

Parapunter
22nd Aug 2005, 08:49
"Cleaned by Stevie Wonder"

Niknotsteve
22nd Aug 2005, 09:06
"Anti-Dazzle paint"

ShyTorque
22nd Aug 2005, 09:46
Best I saw on a big van in a traffic queue:

My wife was like a hurricane. After she'd gone, no house and no car". :uhoh:

Devlin Carnet
22nd Aug 2005, 11:17
Clean me......Or plant something!

LowNSlow
22nd Aug 2005, 12:16
Also available in white is always amusing on a white van, it was even funnier to see it scrawled on the back of a BLUE transit. Case of monkey see monkey do....

hanx
22nd Aug 2005, 12:48
a bit off-topic, but the best sticker on a rear window i've ever seen was:

I LOVE AIRCRAFT NOISE

Joe'le'Toff
22nd Aug 2005, 12:53
Saw this on the back of a big truck last night:

'Sshhh, immigrants sleeping'

The Invisible Cat
22nd Aug 2005, 15:10
One thunk one saw these before
:rolleyes:

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1969145&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty+AND+van%2A#post1969145
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1969140&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty+AND+van%2A#post1969140
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1968968&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty+AND+van%2A#post1968968
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1389973&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty+AND+van%2A#post1389973
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131925&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=800929&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty#post800929
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=141554&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty#post141554
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=403879&highlight=writ%2A+AND+dirty#post403879

tall and tasty
22nd Aug 2005, 15:33
Best thing I saw on a dirty white van, a set of foot prints and a hand print on the side...............

Wonder how they got there

TnT

:p

ps but writing I have seen "I'm dirty, need a wash, any takers??"
Underneath "Thats just the driver!" but will consider you doing the van

Parapunter
22nd Aug 2005, 15:38
Wharrabout this then?


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/carsex.jpg

MyData
22nd Aug 2005, 15:39
There is a company here 'oop north: "The Potato King" or some such.

Some of the truck fleet have the following posted on the vehicles using official looking stickers:

"In the event of fire: Chip pan in drivers cab"

Lol

Jerricho
22nd Aug 2005, 15:42
Parapunter - That looks like the Sloggi Volvo (or should that be soggy?)

;)

airship
22nd Aug 2005, 15:54
Volvo drivers have all the fun...

cessna l plate
22nd Aug 2005, 19:13
On the back of a catering van at MAN

"NO CAKES LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT"

White Bear
22nd Aug 2005, 19:28
Best bumper sticker I ever saw was:
"Texans are proof Indians f*cked Buffalo"
Regards,
W.B.

AntiCrash
22nd Aug 2005, 20:31
Attention: Do Not Wash.
Official Test Dirt

williamp
22nd Aug 2005, 22:58
Seen in the late 80s/ early 90s:

"Challenge this Anneka"

You'd have to be there!

Aerofoil
23rd Aug 2005, 00:35
An adaptation on what someone else has said here... i once saw a van saying,

'If you think this van is dirty you should see the drivers wife!'

It put me in a good mood that did! lol

:ok:

Dusty_B
23rd Aug 2005, 11:29
In Brighton, many moons ago:

"Follow me - I know where Donald's Troosers are!"

Crashed&Burned
23rd Aug 2005, 18:14
'If my wife was as dirty as this van, I'd never leave home'

ProdigyLX
25th Aug 2005, 16:26
On a truck owned by European Airlines:-

"The car behind is a minardi"

named after the F1 racing car.....

:O

Bre901
25th Aug 2005, 16:29
V JVFU ZL JVSR JNF GUVF QVEGL

747FOCAL
25th Aug 2005, 16:37
Jerricho will like this one...............

I like to write on dirty cars and vans:

"I LUV GAY PORN"

:E

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 16:44
這輛搬運車是骯髒的

fishtits
25th Aug 2005, 16:56
"The driver of this car is a rampant homosexual"

I always write this on the passenger door of my housemate's car when it's dirty - lol

He never spots it until he's driven all the way (26 miles) into work through rush hour traffic :E

Oh how I laugh...

IFTB
25th Aug 2005, 17:06
I always write this on the passenger door of my housemate's car
must be a big door to fit that on and be readable! :rolleyes:

fishtits
25th Aug 2005, 18:53
must be a big door to fit that on and be readable!

lol - yeah - should've read "doors"

Pedantic oanist ;)

TheFlyingSquirrel
26th Aug 2005, 00:06
THe best one I EVER saw was a big tanker - and someone had cleverly inscribed into the thick layers of dirt on the back - ANOTHER LOAD OF CURRY FOR BRADFORD !!!

I f***** pissed myself !!