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Loose rivets
21st Aug 2005, 01:35
Two fellas are walking across the fields. They spy a sheep with it’s head stuck in the railings of a gate. Taking off his coat and unbuttoning his pants Fred sets about givvin it one. When he’s done, he says to his mate. “okay now it’s your go.”

“Oh, okay…” his mate replies, “…but do I have to have my head stuck in the railings.

21st Aug 2005, 02:34
:sad: geez its sunday here???

21st Aug 2005, 03:00
Reminds me of the one about the Aussie spotted walking around with a sheep under his arm.

"You gonna shear that sheep mate?"

Replies the Aussie: "Bugger off mate! I ain't shearing her with no one!":E

21st Aug 2005, 06:06
Sounds more like a Kiwi to me:E :E :E

henry crun
21st Aug 2005, 08:04
It might to you Avtrician, but he said an Aussie and that is obviously who he meant. :p

Disguise Delimit
21st Aug 2005, 08:47
Hinry, perheps you hevn't heered miny New Zillund eccints. They are a but dufferint from Ozzies. Thet joke only works wuth thus eccint.

henry crun
21st Aug 2005, 09:26
Only 1 out of 10 for a piss poor effort Disguise Delimit, you didn't even mention fush and chups.

21st Aug 2005, 12:53
Or sex, them kiwis cant even count with out loosing their train of thought:E :E :E

21st Aug 2005, 16:07
Two guys pass by a pitbull licking its genitals.
-"Gee, says one guy, I wish I could do it too.."
-"You wanna be careful, says the other, this breed is known to bite.."