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Alcohol Child
19th Aug 2005, 13:21
The donkey is the most religious animal ever!!!

*The ass was a symbol of the Egyptian god, ((Old Testament) third son of Adam and Eve; given by God in place of the murdered Abel) Seth
*The ass was a symbol the Greek god ((Greek mythology) god of wine and fertility and drama; the Greek name of Bacchus) Dyonysus.
(The mythology of the ancient Greeks) Greek mythology includes the story of King ((Greek legend) the greedy king of Phrygia who Dionysus gave the power to turn everything he touched into gold) Midas who judged against (Greek god of light; god of prophesy and poetry and music and healing; son of Zeus and Leto; twin brother of Artemis) Apollo in favor of (Cooking utensil consisting of a wide metal vessel) Pan during a musical contest, and had his ears changed to those of a donkey as punishment.

*There are numerous references to donkeys (chomor) in the (Click link for more info and facts about Hebrew Bible) Hebrew Bible
The (Four books in the New Testament that tell the story of Christ's life and teachings) gospels have (A teacher and prophet born in Bethlehem and active in Nazareth; his life and sermons form the basis for Christianity (circa 4 BC - AD 29)) Jesus riding a donkey into (Capital and largest city of the modern state of Israel; a holy city for Jews and Christians and Muslims; was the capital of an ancient kingdom) Jerusalem; this has given rise to a legend that this is the origin of the cross on a donkey's shoulders.

19th Aug 2005, 22:00
My fav is Balaam's Ass [Old Testament]

If God can use the jawbone of an ass to talk.....well..... :E