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WHBM
1st Aug 2005, 14:57
1. Wake up one morning and say "Gosh, I'll start an airline".

2. Look at a map radius 100 miles round London for a quiet runway.

3. First one you see say "That'll do".

4. Look what aircraft types established low costs use, then choose something different.

5. Lunch with friends in The City with an "unbeatable investment opportunity". Choose friends whose only knowledge of aviation is their 6-monthly trip to the Caribbean.

Kenny Lingus
1st Aug 2005, 17:08
No, sorry. Lost me!!!!!!!!!!

WHBM
1st Aug 2005, 19:36
Oh dear. Attempt at irony failed. Sorry folks, I'll go back to my day job :)

niknak
1st Aug 2005, 22:39
WHBM

You forgot "insert clause entitling me to large pay off from investment partners when I am forced out aweek before it all goes tits up". ;)

Ronaldsway Radar
1st Aug 2005, 22:42
You also forgot:

6. Name the newly formed lo-co something very cheesy

7. Make sure the nearest pax are over 100miles away