A380 extras!

[cobber74]

Some airliners oversea's will be placing 25m swimming pools and tennis courts on board their A380! hope our airline does the same. what about a massive skylight in the roof of the upper deck above the pool. the passegers will get a great view of us conducting instrument approaches, looking at all the great weather . sounds great hey fellow pprune's.... these things are extra's and you WILL see them soon..!

[wishtobflying]

25m swimming pool? Not a chance.

Wind up alert.:rolleyes:

[cobber74]

wind up alert??? U sound like a Idi@t , what do u mean wind up?

Some airliners oversea's will be placing 25m swimming pools and tennis courts on board their A380! hope our airline does the same. what about a massive skylight in the roof of the upper deck above the pool. the passegers will get a great of of us conducting instrument approaches, looking at all the great weather . sounds great hey fellow pprune's.... these things are extra's and you WILL see them soon..!

[propwash85]

yes, yes, we believe you :D

[cobber74]

i know u do. thanks.

[Chimbu chuckles]

Is it school holidays somewhere?:{

[J430]

It's easy to explain....Cobber is from Perth!!!!!:} :D

[wishtobflying]

Think, pause, just think for a moment about the inertia involved in keeping control of that much water.

25 metres long by, say, 1.5m wide by 1.5m deep is 56.26 TONNES of water. Can you imagine how that would behave in turbulence? Can you say "shifting load"?

All these clever ideas that take up huge amounts of paying-passenger space will get dropped very quickly on the balance sheets.

And cobber74, if you read this before going to school, try posting links to support your wind-ups. It usually works for the flat-earthers and conspiracy theory fans.

[CaptainToBe]

Cobber74, airbus gave up on the idea of swimming pools a long time ago. They have now moved onto ceramic workshops where people can mold clay on those spinny wheel thingamys. They decided to install those in place of the swimming pools to keep people like you occupied.

[wishtobflying]

I just went and searched cobber74's other posts, and would like to say .... you're a legend mate! You are a wind-up connoisseur, choice stuff. Like the x-wind machine (I have a x-wind machine, but my wife leaves the room when it activates), "hook, line and sinker"! :D :ok: :E :p

[cobber74]

yeah im at school ??chuckles , u wa@ker. i know im a legend!!! thanks , i sorta get told that all the time... safe flying..

[Tinpis2]

mate are you really that bored or is it that your life is just that dull that, you see a need to sit on pprune all day posting stupid comments, just to see all of the rest of us wound up. We are not wound up, we are simply sick of hearing from some loser that dreams of being a QF FO. what will be next?????

a mini dream world in the a380? an a380 that runs on water? an a380 that can hover? an a380 that has a basketball stadium in it?

No mate im not would up, just a bit over your crap! it was funny in the beggining, but is nothing more than annoying now! why dont you go and buy a little model of an a380 so that you can pretend to fly it. At least then your blow up doll will have something to play with when your out flying your 767.......you fcuking moron !!!!!!! :ok:

[propwash85]

ouch, that one had to hurt! :p

[reynoldsno1]

above the pool. the passegers will get a great view of us conducting instrument approaches
I'd like to see an ILS flown inverted.......:\

[cobber74]

pindick 2 get over yourself. oh wow yes that really hurt. look mate get a life and stop with all this flight sim , models, dreams ****. i dont sit on here all day , most my posts are at night when i come home from work idiot.. my blow up doll is a replica of your girlfriend...so YOU go fly ur 152 , as i am now heading of to work, flying some decent proper plane. u could fly the ILS upside down that would be great. i not bored or dull , my life is actually fantastic.... u sad excuse for a pilot.. ciao..

[propwash85]

decnt plane aye? maybe a 172??:rolleyes:

[Tinpis2]

cobber you sound a bit upset. I was only starting a new post before to congradulate you. Im sorry mate, maybe some purex tissues will help!

Now whos wound up mate! My girlfriend says hi! when you go in the 767 do you put your doll at the controls when you go to the bathroom like in the movie, "Flying High" ???.

Have a good flight tonight cockhead74!

[sling load]

Cobber74 Does sound upset. Hey Cobber, I hear Airbus are also installing 2 reverse gears for the 380, so they can get out of their slots twice as fast.

You idiot

[mattyj]

the bottom of the pool will be glass too and the FAs will be swimming round in bikinis for all the lower deck pax to see!!

pass another glass of bubbles would you Mr Branson;)

[Chimbu chuckles]

I thought this comment from cobber74 was interesting...I guess his blow up doll must be John Holmes :ok:


whats wrong with homosexual?? i am , and quite proud of it..! why does every body put people down who are gay? grow up and stop talking rubbish.. i know a few pilots who are gay.!

Oh and I have permission to cobber74 from my very cute girlfriend...but only when we're apart...when we are together its 'handing over':E :ok: ...oh sorry, that airplane talk in case you were wondering.

[cobber74]

oh yes , i am so upset.so wound up.. right... "handing over" oh ok, thought i was saying something wrong, thats the correct words? thanks, normaly we use " the flying pilot" . havent seen Flying high.is it a porno, Your girlfriends in it?? ill have to get it out then.. slingload ,great idea mate, you heard that too?? nice, how much easier would that be for us?? the flight tonight was great, enjoyed very much. 172??? no they not great planes, try the 206-210..if u can handle them... night fellow pprune's... ps nothing wrong with been gay...

[Chimbu chuckles]

'Nothing wrong with been gay'

What...changed your mind then?

Woomera can we play with this 'happy CAMPer' a little longer or do you wanna bin him now?

[ibaker]

Just to play along with this - here is boeing's answer to the 380 http://ultralight.net.au/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=26&posts=1

[Upgraded]

Before we show cobber74,

the most expeditious way to the door,

Let us leave this wisdom with you,

Never trust a pilot with dents in his p00.

[cobber74]

ill leave u with this,. there are no old, bold pilots.... think..

[drshmoo]

cobber74

too many bungles for you mate. Try some anasol, it will provide you and inturn us, some much needed relief