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I.R.PIRATE
12th Jul 2005, 08:35
Was flying into Herat Airport in Western Afghanistan this morning, and arrived there during a specifically busy period. This transpired between the controller and a Russian IL-76......
IL-76:" Herat tower, this is UR7755, rekvest texi."
TOWER :" UR7755, taxi and line up rwy 01, report ready, expidite
IL-76 : "UR7755 roger."
CONTINOUS UNITERRUPTED RADIO CALLS 3MINS
IL-76 : " UR7755 ready for take-off."
TOWER : " UR7755 Roger, cleared for take-off, next call 10nm
IL-76 : " UR7755 Clear take off, call you 10nm out next.
JUST AFTER ROTATION AS THE GEAR IS RETRACTING
IL-76: " Herat tower, UN7755 Eyerborne"
TOWER : " My greatest compliments, very well done, now report
ten miles out please."
:E
pointer41
12th Jul 2005, 18:43
One of the better ones I've heard - out in Africa! goes as follows:
The chap was approaching an airport in a C-130, with the guy doing the radio work having a slight stutter. With the added stress of his first approach, and a route check, the slight turned to quite. (Take note sometimes I stutter too, so no poking fun of stutterers...)
Anyway, as the lad calls the tower, he stutters and the 3 sec tx went on for a while. As quick as a flash the tower responds: "Last call on tower, sorry we don't do morse code".
End of tx.
gofor
13th Jul 2005, 01:06
Not really a sharp ATC chirp overheard at LAX arrivals, quite the opposite , but then again they are American!
A bird (sorry birdlady!) controller vectoring some aircraft downwind and giving a speed instruction to which the pilot correctly acknowledges.
Then..
ATC: "AirlineXXX ...Roger"
AirlineXXX: " Sorry ma'am could you say again"
ATC: "Disregard sir I was just ROGERING you"
Well what can I say .. only in America do you get such fine service:E
EladElap
20th Jul 2005, 09:23
Learjet 31 on downwind at FAXX
Learjet31: ZS-XXX established on a left downwind for runway 30
FAXX tower: Orbit to your left and report re-established
Learjet31(very disgruntled): Do you know that it costs us $2500 for each orbit.
FAXX tower(very quickly): Well in that case give me $10 000's worth.
jetjoke
20th Jul 2005, 10:35
On the decent into JFK, I heard this the other day:
JFK tower: American XXX be advised we have traffic your 11 o'clock 3nm 1000 feet above and helicopter traffic 2 o'clock 5nm 1000 feet below
American XXX(quick reply) Roger, we have them on the fishfinder!
ONLY in the States!
I.R.PIRATE
20th Jul 2005, 19:51
Heard a Russian chap today, he was travelling on the Victor 338 air route, and kept on calling it the Viskey 338. Id say that pronunciation is probably correct in Russia. :E
Rand$
21st Jul 2005, 19:04
My favorite is one i heard from Bamako, Mali a while back while on a night freight run:
AF1 with a drawn American twang: Bamako Air Force One Good evening.
Bamako with a real african accent: Ahh..Eh Force Wun good eevenin. Go ahead.
AF1: Air Force One is POINT at time 22:31, FL410, estimating exit POINT at time 23:00.
Bamako: Roga. say POB and aircraft type.
AF1: (hesitates with mike keyed) Uhh...we have 26 POB and we're a B744.
Bamako: Roga.
A few minutes pass and we can just feel it comming and then what kept us crying for the rest of our flight...
Bamako: Eh Force Wun, Bamako.
AF1: Bamako, Air Force One go ahead
Bamako: Eh Force Wun, say oparata.
AF1: (hesitates with mike keyed again and asks other crew to confirm what they said) Uhh...Bamako, Air Force One operater is the United States Air Force.
Bamako: (as if nothings different in his head) Eh Force Wun, Roga.
guess he was just doing his job as he was told.
:=
Rand$
...and cents.
126,7
21st Jul 2005, 20:29
Am surprised Bamako didnt ask for
"ehcrafts registrehtion mahkings."