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Sabre Zero 1
29th Jun 2005, 07:56
Tells us about the worst passenger you have carried i.e. - Bad smelling, vommiting, annoying or just plain repulsive!
:yuk:
EESDL
29th Jun 2005, 08:31
5 arsenal supporters to FA Cup this year!
Had to take them into an electrical storm over the severn to shut them up!!
Despite hiding headsets they still managed to tell me how many cars they had, how considerably richer than me they were, how they made their money through porn.......
Thank God the Gunners won!!!!
Thanks Marion
diginagain
29th Jun 2005, 08:37
Bad smelling, vommiting, annoying or just plain repulsive!
Most REME Aircraft Technicians would qualify.:p
TheFlyingSquirrel
29th Jun 2005, 09:12
At least a couple of instructors who are buried in their own behinds !
Head Turner
29th Jun 2005, 10:12
Once flew the 'Family from Hell' and they were totally spoilt wealthy yobs. I'll say no more, other than I am happy that I no longer have to fly them
Auschick
29th Jun 2005, 10:57
The little boy that drank strawberry milk:yuk:
EESDL
29th Jun 2005, 11:41
No, mustn't, not yet, must wait until I'm officially retired from MOD, can't say, desperate, must wait until 1 July.......
suffice to say that they qualified as passengers for most of the trip.............stop it, wait, steady.................1 Jul 05 0001hrs local
SASless
29th Jun 2005, 12:05
Some absolutely drop dead (but very spoiled and very impressed with themselves) gorgeous models up to the top of Eagle Glacier near Anchorage......and a team of sled dogs and a sled...complete with Musher and a photographer. The sled dogs were the nicest of the lot. All day long....I got the dubious honor of attending to the models....as they used the helicopter for a make-up room....and gossip parlor.
Still giggle at the rendition of:
Model.... "I've got to pee!" (In a high pitched...whining type voice)
Me.........."Maam, I just fly the helicopter....how can I help you?"
Model......"I gotta pee.....where can I pee?" (Still in that high pitched, now very whining voice)
Me..........."Well....errrrr...Maam....we are on top of this here pristine white snowy glacier....and well....errrr...there are no services."
Model......."I gotta pee! Where can I pee?" (In a very whining...high pitched truely irritating voice)
Me............."Well Maam....so did that bitch....want me to hand you the paper when you finish?" (pointing to one of the sled dogs happily making a yellow hole in the snow)
Needless to say....no tip that day!
Saturday
Took a couple of friends from the Uk down to Issy Les Moulineaux (Paris Heliport). His girlfriend was sick 3 times in about an hour. Nearly ran out of bags, and I wish we had a NOTAR, so I could have lobbed out the debris
I wouldn't have minded, but it was really smooth. Still, when we said to eat well for the ourney back, we hadn't banked on her eating sickly chocolate and crisps... needless to say, the return journey was exactly the same!
Jon P
MOSTAFA
29th Jun 2005, 14:00
Bliar and that irritating pig Robertson. 90 mins there and then 90 mins back. It made me sick both ways!