The 10 Golden Rules

[popay]

Hey folks, here some thoughts after a year with QR. It looks like everybody run out of stuff to talk anyway. Lets call it golden rules, like the French call the golden rules how to fly airbus. I have discovered them while dining in the new restaurant in Doha, called Biella, if I recall it correct, through reading the glamorous magazine “Qatar Today”.
Here we go “the 10 golden rules” or Employees 10 commandments
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
• If you cant get you work done in the first 24 hours, work nights
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
• For every action. There is an equal and opposite criticism
• Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism< to steal from many is research
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up
• Don’t be irreplaceable, if you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted
• If you good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
I have some stuff out of this magazine like “laws of work”
P.S. supposed to be funny for the pissed off lonely drivers at home
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[gccpro]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism< to steal from many is research[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I have some stuff out of this magazine like “laws of work”

That is Plagiarism ![/SIZE]


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[popay]

Gccpro yea man you got me now, next time I will give you some tears spent, while flying with QR.
However here are the Laws of work
• A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking
• No one is listening until you make a mistake
• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried (I like that one)
• Following the rules will not get the job done (isn’t it perfect for the aviation)
• Everything can be filed under miscellaneous (we should create misc. reports)
• Important letters containing no errors will develop errors in the mail
• He who hesitates is probably right (don’t make any decisions just hesitate)
• The last person that was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong
Anyway nice evening to everyone I am gone on vacation.

[opster]

One of my favorities:

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

OP