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28th May 2005, 21:02
Remember when as teenagers, possibly younger, we were begining to experiment with girls, snogging and all that stuff (and some of us still are), we used to euphamisticallly refer to our relative success, or lack thereof more often, as having made it to first base, second base, etc? What did we actually mean? What was first base? Was that a snog? And what were the other bases? Myself and my sisters and thier husbands were trying to recall all this stuff to tell their sons (currently 3 months and 6 months) one day in the future, but aren't really sure what it all meant! Obviously the two brothers-in-law made the home run, as they are now fathers! It's the bases in between we need help defining. Any amusing anecdotes along the way will be fun too! :O

28th May 2005, 21:10
1st Base - Snog

2nd Base - fondle while clothed/on top of clothing

3rd Base - fondle without clothes

Fly ball - forgetting to done underwear again when zipping up trousers

Foul - trying it with your sister.............

Tonic Please
28th May 2005, 22:00
1st - Snog

2nd - Snog + WHD (wandering hand disease)

3rd - Snog + WHD + Oral activity

4th (home run) Snog + WHD, OA, Intercourse

I think :O

(well, its what i was taught in school for 5 years watching shows from American kids talking about their enjoyments for sex education).


28th May 2005, 22:35
Sorry Tonic,

Jerricho has it mostly right - after all, surely "Oral Activity" is just talking about it! Having that at "3rd Base" is hardly above "2nd Base"!

1st base - Snog (with tongues)

2nd base - man to woman (or, more strictly, boy to girl), hand on breasty substances.

3rd base - er.... lower down.

4th base - we all know what that is! ('Cept I've forgotten :{ )



Tonic Please
28th May 2005, 22:48
I'm sure your toungue in cheek WG but you can never be sure here...Oral activity referred to a blowjob and the like.

Not talking about it :ouch:

28th May 2005, 22:55
Urghhh... Tonic... you're not serious are you? That's digusting. :yuk: would never do that! Yuk!!

As for "tongue in cheek", er... whose tongue, whose cheek...""



28th May 2005, 22:56
7th inning stretch - obvious

Double play - involves twins

Short stop - as in "Stop. Gotta get my breath back"

Catcher - then you kiss 'er :rolleyes:

Pitcher - (of beer) helps in getting to 4th base

Fast ball - for the premature types out there

Strike out - no 4th base for you (or if you get busted with your sister) :E

Mr Chips
28th May 2005, 22:57
I seem to recall a version based on the "College 8"

can't remember the details though, although it has references like "upstairs inside"

28th May 2005, 22:59
I seem to recall a version based on the "College 8"

"Did it also involve the words "gang bang"?

Tonic Please
28th May 2005, 23:05
WG :}

Reminds me of a joke...(what doesn't round 'ere)?

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

She takes off the cap and drinks it.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.


28th May 2005, 23:19
Dan, you're FAR too young to understand that joke :E

What the joke fails to appreciate is the concept of, shall we say, "velocity"!

But I will still maintain that, in the baseball analogy, "oral activity", whether spoken or real, doesn't "come" into it"



Tonic Please
28th May 2005, 23:21
Ok..lesson learnt. :)

And joke? What joke?


One day two Sperms were swimming vigorously and one Sperm asks the other: "How much further do we have until we reach the egg??"
The other Sperm replys:
"I dunno, but i think we just passed the tonsils!!"

That one? :E

29th May 2005, 00:54
Hand in hand.

Gland in hand.

Hand in gland.

Gland in gland.

Or something like that...

29th May 2005, 00:58
Olly, I think I would like to sit in on one of your lectures.........that's great!!! :ok:

Onan the Clumsy
29th May 2005, 01:43
...but shouldn't that be:

hand in hand

glans in hand



29th May 2005, 06:57
I think if the truth be known, most people are on their own the first time they have sex !!

B Fraser
29th May 2005, 08:19
This reminds me of that fine old game .......... pub cricket.

1 run........ You spot a nice bit of cleavage.

2 runs...... You spot a lot of cleavage that reminds you of a photo finish in a Zeppelin race.

3 runs...... You notice the "peanut smuggler" (chilly summers days are best).

4 runs...... The barmaid leans forward rather too far and you win the bet that she is not wearing a bra.

5 runs....... A tasty bit of thigh catches your eye.

6 runs....... the girl in the short skirt crosses her legs somewhat carelessly. (Score a 6 for a flash of her knicks !) If she's going commando then it's time to declare your score and the other teams award you the game.

Additional runs can be earned for all sorts of other reasons such as whoever is first to comment on an inappropriate choice of lycra which is often declared as a "wide".

Being spotted by any girl results in being "caught" so your innings is over.

An over lasts as long as each round of beers and each match can be a one day test or as many days as you and your mates can manage. :ok:

The Real Slim Shady
29th May 2005, 09:31
And where is T'n'T when you need the definitive word from the fairer sex??????????

29th May 2005, 10:01
when you need the definitive word from the fairer sex?
Oh! I'm not good enough then?



29th May 2005, 10:31
Slim Shady......yeeerrrrrrr outta there!!!!

29th May 2005, 11:28
What's all this bit by bit 'bases' nonsense? That's for our American friends. :rolleyes:
An Englishman steps up to the crease, plays his opening stroke and scores. :ok:

Lon More
29th May 2005, 12:30
From 50 years ago, Loreburn St. John's Primary School Dumfries.
This was passed to me on a note, got caught and got the tawse.

It's only human nature after all
When a boy gets a girl behind a wall
He pulls down her protection
And plugs in his connection
It's only human nature after all

The things that stick in your memory - Helen Hunter, where are you?