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tony draper
28th May 2005, 20:03



28th May 2005, 20:53
I can vouch for the "Folds of Flesh" concealment theory. They finally got wise to my wife though. She was so overjoyed at them not finding the extra case of lager she had smuggled through the scanner under her left armpit that she did a cartwheel. The resulting confiscated contraband booze and cigarettes kept the staff Christmas party going for an extra day. ;)

The cigarettes were mostly unsmokable though...... :p