View Full Version : Penis causes terror alert!

27th May 2005, 19:01

What kind of d*ck would do such a thing?:eek:

Clarence Oveur
27th May 2005, 19:06
The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

Was it ready to blow? a load or was it really a hamster since duct tape was used.........We need to know these things!!

27th May 2005, 19:16
I see this thread getting many, many reads . .. . . ..

27th May 2005, 19:24
It reminds me of the one about the guy who goes into a bar, sits at the counter, orders a quadruple scotch. Once he's got the drink, the barkeep sees he's really miserable and asks him what's up.

The guy gets a small grand piano out of a bag and sets it up. Then he gets a foot-high little feller out of his coat pocket, who is all dressed up in a tuxedo. The little chap sits down and starts playing, absolutely brilliantly.

The bar-keep says
'Why that's absolutely fantastic! What a thing to own! Why so glum?'

The guy says
'Well, I met this Genie, who granted me one wish. He must have been a bit deaf, 'cos all I got was

a 12-inch pianist'

Well, it is Friday!

The Odd One

27th May 2005, 19:45
Interesting juxtapositioning of the Penis/Smoking threads there, right next to each other....