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25th May 2005, 12:28
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses. Suddenly she
spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little
fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But,
as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a
pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit yourself
when you hear the price"


25th May 2005, 13:09
If I'd have been the salesman, I'd have commented on the car's split-level air-conditioning system. I think Rolls-Royce were the first to have come come with that yonks ago. Well, older people do tend to fart more don't ya think? Especially on a rich diet... :O

25th May 2005, 13:26
Two ladies were talking about the local supermarket and the students who will take heavy shopping to the car if asked.

One tells the other that she has recently started having an affair with one of the students. The other, who rather fancies the idea of an affair with a young student, asks how it all started.

Well, says the first, as I was walking back to the car with the student carrying the groceries, I just started talking dirty to him and it all went from there.

The second thinks she'll do the same, so next time she is at the supermarket and the student is helping carry her stuff back to her car, she plucks up her courage and says "I've got a red itchy pussy." To which the student replies, "I'm sorry madam, you'll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same to me."