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21st May 2005, 18:10
Here is five pounds could I have an arguement please ?:} :} :}
next line please

21st May 2005, 18:11
No you can't :}

21st May 2005, 18:12
No, but for 10 pounds you could have an argument.

21st May 2005, 18:33
Why do you always make it so personal?

Ian Corrigible
21st May 2005, 18:46
That was never five minutes just now !

:* :* :*

Brian Dixon
21st May 2005, 19:19
Er, excuse me.

Is this the right thread for an argument?

21st May 2005, 19:38
No, you want thread 12A, next door.

21st May 2005, 19:39
20 pounds says your ugly.

21st May 2005, 19:41
2R goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.

and asks........ (http://www.montypythonpages.com/sounds/ARGUMENT.WAV)

21st May 2005, 19:48
No, this is complaints

21st May 2005, 21:06
No, this is complaints

No it isnt.

21st May 2005, 22:54
ooooooooh yes it is young man..... moved here yesterday

21st May 2005, 22:57
For £2.87 you can have "Saddam looks great in a pair of white Y-fronts".

Loose rivets
22nd May 2005, 05:52
I think you'll find you have come into ‘abuse' you stupid #$%$#^%:*

22nd May 2005, 06:31
Oh look, this isn't an argument, it's just contradiction.

22nd May 2005, 06:49
It's really a negation.

22nd May 2005, 10:00
No it isn't.......that's an observation that is....you're all mixed up sunshine!

22nd May 2005, 10:42
No, no! You must really mean it's a reflection. Perplexed is closer to the truth .... sweetie. :E

22nd May 2005, 11:07
Stop that......That's silly.

Now time for some expert, precise, and propper military drill.

22nd May 2005, 17:03
Right then , suppose someone comes at you with a banana?

22nd May 2005, 17:17

I hate bananas - fruit of the devil, spawn of satan - 'orrible things, yuk!:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Brian Dixon
22nd May 2005, 17:22
Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down the square!

That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?!

Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?!

22nd May 2005, 17:23
Close Order Drill! Close Order Drill!

22nd May 2005, 17:25
Well, Mabel has been asking me over for a drink.

22nd May 2005, 21:34
Look out for the flowers 'cos they're gonna get you!

22nd May 2005, 22:36
Seems like there's trouble at mill !
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

23rd May 2005, 00:23
And now for something completely different.....

A man with three buttocks!

"I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe that whereas most people have - er - two... Two."

24th May 2005, 15:13
If someone does not start ,I am going to go spare :) :) :)

Biggles Flies Undone
24th May 2005, 15:17
There's a lady outside called Anne Elk - she has a theory....

24th May 2005, 15:22
I got a theory about dinosaurs. They start thin at one end......

Biggles Flies Undone
24th May 2005, 15:23
... then they get much, much fatter......

Curious Pax
24th May 2005, 15:34
Certainly 2R.

You've not addressed the questions I asked you 14 pages previously in this thread, instead you have merely restated your leftwing prejudice in another vacuous argument that is based on no facts. You luvvie you.

(Gosh that was fun. Almost made me want to be one of JB's Mr Angry Brigade)!

24th May 2005, 15:35
Host: Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world's leading modern composers, Arthur 'Two sheds' Jackson. Mr Jackson.
Jackson (Terry Jones): Hello.
Host: May I just sidetrack for one moment. This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours...
Jackson: Ah yes.
Host: "Two sheds". How did you come by it?
Jackson: Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds".
Host: And do you in fact have two sheds?
Jackson: No, I've only got one. I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me "Two Sheds".
Host: In spite of the fact that you only have one.
Jackson: Yes.
Host: And are you still intending to purchase this second shed?
Jackson (impatient): No!