View Full Version : Subject: Never try to outsmart a clever woman

Loose rivets
19th May 2005, 07:34
A man called home to his wife and said,

"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and
set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, ho ho, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

"Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied,

"I did. They're in your fishing box !!" :hmm:

19th May 2005, 07:44
She's bloody clever alright, now she wont have to wash the PJ's when she does all of his other stuff. :E :E :E