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16th May 2005, 21:30
Hey where did the Abi Titmuss thread go - I was just posting a reply on that!! :p

Yes she's sexy but a bit of a slapper. :}

16th May 2005, 21:31
We think she's a bit of a porky slapper... :8

16th May 2005, 21:31
ahem I miss typed her name and couldn't face the shame of having the **** ripped outta me.

I so 'would' :D

As for 'porky' ...there's a phrase on the tip of my tongue... it involves.. a pot.. kettle and the word 'black'. Porky indeed... and you from Yorkshire too! Have you never been to Whitby! Now they're porky!!

16th May 2005, 21:33
Who 'would'nt' you TC ?

16th May 2005, 21:34
Well you for starters. :p

16th May 2005, 21:36
One has posession of a very mucky movie featuring Ms Titmost. Brown envelpopes to ones PM's ta much.:cool:

16th May 2005, 21:37
catfight developing!

16th May 2005, 21:40
catfight developing!
He always loses Rainboe.

Anyway, back to the thread(ish) - what's that old Geordie bird doing on 'Celebrity Shagfest?' Used to fancy her a bit but she's now showing some obvious signs of wear.

16th May 2005, 21:42
Always loses?? bwaahhahahahahaha

yeah she was an old fave of mine, the geordie accent I think was a plus point. Besides she used to be shagging a friend of a friend of mine. I didn;t know they'd split up.

Jayne Middlemiss was the first woman I bought a paper for.. Daily Star in 1998 when they had topless piccies of her. Superb week that was. :ok:

16th May 2005, 21:49
Blimey! 8 replies in 12 minutes is going some isn't it?

Sex sells. :)

16th May 2005, 22:14
Of course sex sells.... tartie....especially on a forum with mostly pilots and of course a few wannabees ;) ;) ;) ;) :cool:

16th May 2005, 22:18
Well I wasn't complaining - lots of replies is good! Lots of sex is good!

I suspect there are more wannabees than pilots on here.

I haven't been called tartie before!! :\:D :D

16th May 2005, 22:21
Do you like to be called tartie... can maybe come up with some other names:O More lovelier names of course;)
Depends what you like:E


16th May 2005, 22:27
Don't care what anyone calls me as long as they talk to me!

Any attention is better than none you know!! :=

16th May 2005, 22:29
Tartie check pm.

Lon More
17th May 2005, 04:34
Who is Abi Titmuss?:confused: :confused:

Minty Fresh
17th May 2005, 08:15
Whos Abi

Just this sexy little minx whose as filthy as they come - my kinda women!!!

Minty (Who's also in possession of said DVD - now that was a good week):}

17th May 2005, 11:00
I didn't watch the programme but I read in the paper this morning that Abi and Rebecca, rather predictably, ended up in bed together.

Well, they ended up in a bed at the same time but just talking. They were then joined by 2 of the men.

Are there some people of low intelligence around who genuinely believe that anything this lot do will be real? They've been paid a lot of money and they know what is expected. Anything that happens will all be acting - and probably not very good acting at that. :yuk:

Biggles Flies Undone
17th May 2005, 11:03
I was channel hopping last night and caught the bit where Abi was complaining about being described as 'promiscuous'.

I've got a copy of that DVD as well, so now I'm totally confused :confused:

17th May 2005, 11:07
I have the DVD and did'nt think the acting was too bad.:E

17th May 2005, 11:08
Its just good therapy for the eyes when you've been stuck in an office full of men all day.

Is it on again tonight? Here's hoping..!! :ok:

Captain Lampshade
17th May 2005, 11:33
I was tied up watching paint dry last night and so regretably didnt manage to catch the latest round of minor celebrities trying to rekindle what can only euphemistically described as their careers.

I can only believe the heads of ITV spend most of their day in a monastery (oh sorry thats another programme ! ) GET REAL anybody with anyrthing more than the brain of a gnat will be bored with this after 5 minutes, god help anyone who watches it for the planned (dont believe it will reach it ) 5 weeks.

17th May 2005, 14:43
and for anyone still unsure as to who she is:


That's her :ok:

17th May 2005, 14:56
ah nice, these titsmusst be real.

I suspect there are more wannabees than pilots on here. Like in more wanneabe sex? How about wannabe sex with pilots? Or sex with wannabe pilots?

17th May 2005, 15:02
Do you need a bucket of cold water thrown over you, Captain Kaos?

You and kooyheir sound like you're on heat!!!! :O

Miss Titmus is not too shabby at all. I expected a bigger nose on her though. She IS English isn't she??

Minty Fresh
17th May 2005, 15:34
Mmmmm Abi

Although its just not the same when she's not sat on another girls face !!!:}

17th May 2005, 15:37
minor celebrities trying to rekindle what can only euphemistically described as their careers.

Did Calum Best ever have a career? What does he actually do for a living?