View Full Version : Speciality subject? The bleeding obvious.....

13th May 2005, 11:19
From the BBC news site, comment by the old bill about a WW1 mortar bomb found in a car about to go thru the Chunnel:

"After the hearing, Det Con xxxxx xxxxxx of Kent Police, said that if the bomb had gone off it would have caused an explosion. "

Wish I had his brains. Somebody's got them!!

13th May 2005, 11:30
Supreme Court ... trial in progress. Heavily pregnant witness (who looks like she might give birth at any minute) is brought in, waddles carefully to the stand and Counsel for the Prosecution commences to ask questions. Name, address, age, relationship to accused ... all the usual stuff, all answered in a straightforward manner by said witness.

Pausing for a second, Counsel then asks, "Now, Mrs. ****, you are expecting your second child, I believe. Is that correct?"

Witness: "What was your first clue?"