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Loose rivets
13th May 2005, 07:48
Ring ring........ring ring. The phone is lifted and a soft, very young voice answers.

"Hello"

"Oh...Hello. Is mummy or daddy there?"

"Yesh"

Long pause.

"Well, sonny, can I speak to one of them please."

"No"

"No!...why not?"

"They're busy."

"Ah...well is there anyone else there?"

"Yesh"

The caller sighs. "Who is there?"

"The police."

"The police!! Goodness, what's the matter...can I speak to them?"

"No."

"Why?"

"They're busy."

"You're mummy and daddy are there and they're busy....the police are there...and busy. Is there anyone else there?"

"Yesh."

"Who is there sunny?"
"The amblience men."

"Oh no!! Let me speak to one of them."

"No."

"Why not?

"They're busy."

"You're mummy and daddy are there and they're busy....the police are there...and busy. The ambulance men are there and also busy.... Is there anyone else there?"

"Yesh."

"Well tell me son....who is it."

"The firemen."

"Oh no!" The caller exclaims, sounding exasperated but very concerned. "You're mummy and daddy are there and they're busy....the police are there...and busy. The ambulance men are there and also busy...firemen as well...let me speak to one of them."

"No."

"I can't?, why sonny...Why?"

"There busy."

"I should have guessed. Is there anyone else there?"

"Yesh."

"Who son..who else is there?"

"All the neighbors."

"Well, son, let me speak to one of them."

"No."

"Don't tell me....they're busy. You're mummy and daddy are there and they're busy....the police are there...and busy. The ambulance men are there and also busy...firemen and neighbors busy as well.....Son, just tell me. What are they all doing????"



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Jerricho
13th May 2005, 14:10
One lunch hour, Johnny runs up to his teacher and asks

"Miss, what do you call it when you have a lady lying on to of a man?"

The teacher is a little flustered, but decided the truth is the only answer.

"That Johnny, is called sexual intercourse. It's something special mummies and daddies do."

Johnny seems happy with this, and runs off back to his friends. 10 minutes later, Johnny runs back to the teacher, looks her in the eye and says,

"Miss, you were wrong. It's called bunk beds."