View Full Version : "The Farm" on Channel 5

10th May 2005, 14:40
As I sit at home watching a repeat of "The Farm" on Channel 5, I have these questions to ask:

Can anyone tell me where they've seen these "celebrities" before:

Cicciolina (got nailed by Ron Jeremy apparently but have searched the archives and can't find her anywhere in my collection)

Flavor Flav

Mikey Green

Dave Morgan (married to someone famous, dunno who)

They are all celebrities famous enough to tackle the farm. The profiles on the Channel 5 website have not helped me understand who they are. There ARE such legends as Keith Harris + Orville, and Lionel Blair, but the inclusion of the people listed above leads me to wonder if the world is running out of people for "celeb" reality TV shows.

I mean, one of my mates used to play for Blackburn Rovers, why didn't they ask ME to go on??

(I have a lot of spare time today, yes).


10th May 2005, 14:51
The £2.99 Argos wall clock on a piece of string hanging around the rapperís neck is one of the funniest things I have seen on TV in a long while.

No itís not it is the same rapper sucking on an unlit cigarillo.


Tonic Please
10th May 2005, 16:14
The farm? They have that here in France, but its all french. They do have two americans in it..One big heary guy and one lady in it.. dunno if you get the same thing though??

If you do.. pretty interesting to know.

Self Loathing Freight
10th May 2005, 18:18
Flavor Flav is a rapper from the group Public Enemy.

10th May 2005, 18:30
Cicciolina is/was an Italian porn star, apparently much loved by fans and others. She was elected as a member of the Italian parliament at one point. She must be getting on now.

10th May 2005, 19:02
Yeah she is looking a bit ropey. Boobs falling about all over the place on the tele.

Off to download some public enemy see if I recognise it...