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Tolsti
10th May 2005, 01:41
"Comedy leads German Film Awards"

(from BBC website 10/05

XXTSGR
10th May 2005, 02:21
"Oscars Reject Razamatazz, Reward Insight and Art in This Year's Movies"

"MENSA Offer Life Membership to George W. Bush"

"Taiwanese Restaurant Opens in Beijing"

"Ian Paisley Recites Rosary"

"G8 Nations Forgive All Third World Debt - World Bank Declared Defunct"

All from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ sometime next week, next year or never - take your pick

tinpis
10th May 2005, 02:42
Prince Harry joins British army.

aged
10th May 2005, 05:53
"Bin Laden invites Bush and Blair to peace conference in Las Vegas"

"Rover becomes market leader"

"Politicians to be wired up to lie detector machines for interviews"

"Political turmoil in oil rich middle east country - Bush says "nothing to do with us""

sprocket
10th May 2005, 05:55
"Danny relents and gives Ppruners their post counts back."

Buster Hyman
10th May 2005, 06:47
"DRAPER ON WOO!" Shocking photos inside!

Parapunter
10th May 2005, 07:14
Chelsea win Premiership:(

teeteringhead
10th May 2005, 07:21
Pope Elopes!

Llademos
10th May 2005, 07:24
Drunk man passes chance to sing

Pilot keeps quiet about what he does :O

Engineer welcomes extra flying

'Navigator was my first choice', states officer

'No more food for me, I'm full', declares Loadmaster

Tony Blair tells the truth!

Capt.KAOS
10th May 2005, 08:27
"Take my Husband, Please!" (Laura Bush)

Election: Blair promises to respond "sensibly" and listen to voters.

eal401
10th May 2005, 08:41
"Road Safety Partnerships tackle non-speed related dangerous driving"

Ooops, that was really silly!

419
10th May 2005, 08:57
"Heathrow Airport wins customer satisfaction award"

tinpis
10th May 2005, 09:06
British Airways win cleanest plane awards.

.

Parapunter
10th May 2005, 09:24
Tony Draper to become EU Engineering commisioner.

Heh heh:p

The Greaser
10th May 2005, 09:43
Speed cameras to be scrapped.

BlueDiamond
10th May 2005, 10:42
Airbus pilot says nice things about Boeings.

:rolleyes:

Flip Flop Flyer
10th May 2005, 10:48
"The 2004 Playmates collectively marry Flip Flop Flyer"

Eagle18th
10th May 2005, 10:59
"It's official - B.A.A. car park charges represent value for money" :p

BenThere
10th May 2005, 11:37
Tax authorities concerned about decline in underage smoking

lexxity
10th May 2005, 11:40
Government admits "there is too much tax on fuel".

PPRuNe Radar
10th May 2005, 11:45
CAA are here to champion aviation ;)

Heatseeker
10th May 2005, 11:50
Saw a headline once, said


QUEEN IN BRAWL AT PALACE !!!

Spent my fourpence and got to read all about a footballer called Jerry Queen who got involved in a bit of agro at Crystal Palace.

(want me bleedin' money back)

Heat

eal401
10th May 2005, 12:44
"Council Tax to be cut."

GrahamK
10th May 2005, 12:50
"Jerricho runs off with MIL"
"Pprune taken over by airliners.net"
"Ppruner Tony Draper becomes Prime Minister - declares war on France"
:} :ouch:

ATNotts
10th May 2005, 12:50
"American students top in Geography finds world schools survery"

SmilingKnifed
10th May 2005, 13:02
WMDs found in Iraq

SmilingKnifed and Keira Knightley to wed:ok:

AirYard
10th May 2005, 13:22
DENSA give honoury membership to G.W. Bush

Irish Steve
10th May 2005, 14:25
The green thing with a lump on the end makes an appearance at a Pprune bash

IFTB
10th May 2005, 14:28
...and is caught by PC Plod upon 'entry'.

tubthumper
11th May 2005, 14:48
New Scottish center opens ahead of schedule.

"We plugged it in, switched it on, and it worked first time", said a spokesman for air traffic.

McAero
11th May 2005, 14:59
"Donald Trump is actually bald"

eal401
11th May 2005, 15:25
"East Lancashire child's parents unrelated."

:}

Curious Pax
11th May 2005, 15:48
"Jet Blast inhabitants vote overwhelmingly to send Tony Blair a plea to stay on for a 4th term"

"Mrs CP understands CP's interest in aviation"

Sorry - the second one is a bit unlikely!

GrumpyOldFart
11th May 2005, 16:50
'Bush twins graduate summa cum laude from Harvard. Both going to Oxford to pursue doctorates.'




Just waiting for Onan to rewrite this one... :E

McAero
11th May 2005, 17:05
Prince Harry wins art award for his potrait of hitler

Jerricho
11th May 2005, 17:10
"Jerricho runs off with MIL"

"GrahamK - Funniest man in the world"

McAero
11th May 2005, 17:15
"Jerricho lost for words"

Jerricho
11th May 2005, 17:15
:\

BenThere
11th May 2005, 18:10
Peace in the Middle East at last

McAero
11th May 2005, 18:14
"George Bush declares war on North Korea"

XXTSGR
11th May 2005, 19:06
"Berwick Upon Tweed Declares War on USA"

Irish Steve
11th May 2005, 19:51
"Irish Governent makes a decision about Terminal 2 for Dublin airport"

"Aer Lingus has settled the union disputes"

Aviation in Ireland is set to grow, and will be encouraged by the Government"

"Shannon stop over is to be ended"

"The green thing with a lump on the end is dead"

"Pprune forum wins the PC award"

"Ryanair chief posts on Prune forums to explain that no one understands him"

Darth Nigel
11th May 2005, 21:48
"War On Drugs won -- Bush declares VD Day"

XXTSGR
11th May 2005, 23:47
"Send Clowns Discovered to be an Adult with Sense of Humor"