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Irish Steve
9th May 2005, 21:36
It HAS to be. Nothing in the known universe seems to be capable of spreading like it is at the moment. Everywhere I look, there are little green things with a lump on the end:E :E :E

Maybe it's a cruel hoax by Microsoft to distract us all from the imminent take over of all flight decks by FS2005 clones that will be capable of operating the aircraft for 26 hours a day without any form of rest or sustenance.

Solid Rust Twotter
9th May 2005, 21:42
Actually, Mr Steve, it's an invention of one of your countrymen and his cronies. One S. Milligna, assisted in his labours by P. Sellers and H. Secombe.

"The Last Goon Show Of All" if one recalls the event with clarity.:ok:

Edited to add that one apologises for leaving M. Bentine out of the lineup....:\

sprocket
9th May 2005, 22:13
A quick gooooogle came up with .... Zit Lovers Community.

Proof that it is viral. :E

Avtrician
10th May 2005, 05:25
Its not a Gerkin by any chance (one of those miniature pickled cucumbers)

:uhoh: :uhoh:

IB4138
10th May 2005, 06:22
Possibly Girkin with cocktail stick down middle (lengthways) topped by a silverskin onion....or a green glace cherry.:yuk:

IFTB
10th May 2005, 07:16
I have a good anti-virus software called 'PC PLod' which keeps the small green things with lumps at the end out.

Irish Steve
10th May 2005, 14:04
I have a good anti-virus software called 'PC PLod' which keeps the small green things with lumps at the end out.

Hmmmmmm. You must be getting a lot of stuff dumped in the bin from Jet Blast at the moment then.

I wonder if it's spread to any other forums ( fora) yet? :E

IFTB
10th May 2005, 14:20
They're all quarantined.
Miss Use is having a look at them at the moment to see if she can clean them.

Irish Steve
10th May 2005, 14:22
Miss Use is having a look at them at the moment to see if she can clean them.

Are you that desperate????:D :E

Taildragger55
10th May 2005, 14:50
The small green thing with a lump on the end


as worn under a Leprechaun's kilt.

Irish Steve
13th May 2005, 01:36
as worn under a Leprechaun's kilt.

Does it stay under his kilt if he ends up taking a hot shower with a cold female leprechaun? :E :E

hat....coat.....street by the quickest exit

Blacksheep
13th May 2005, 03:51
They put rubber bands round sheep's tails, you know.

I'd like to know when its going to drop off.

Atlas Shrugged
13th May 2005, 04:17
http://www.ciat-lonbarde.net/dindatindudero/chicagobiggreenthing.jpg

Romeo Delta
13th May 2005, 05:16
Irish Steve said: I wonder if it's spread to any other forums ( fora) yet?

If these areas we are posting in are "fora," does that make us "flauna?"

(Get it? Fora? Flauna? Ah, bugger... Okay, I know... Hat... Coat... Door... Street... )

Irish Steve
13th May 2005, 13:27
I'd like to know when its going to drop off.

based only on it's regular reappearance around the place, it looks like not only did it drop off, it's found a way to survive and recreate itself as well:E