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9th May 2005, 07:46
A man walks into his wifes bedroom, holding a sheep under his arm, the wife's lying in bed.

Man says: This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.

Wife says: I think you'll find that's a sheep.

Man says: I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.


9th May 2005, 11:51
My mum bought all my clothes from an Army surplus store when I was a kid. By the time I was eighteen I was a German General ! :}

I'll get my tunic.......

9th May 2005, 12:03
One day, when I'm so rich that I can afford to buy a Rolls-Royce...

...everytime the ashtray is full, I'll buy a new ashtray! ba ba boom! :O

9th May 2005, 12:05

I think (?) that one should be in the Descartes thread ? ;)