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2nd May 2005, 10:00
Got to talking about films recently over a couple of beers (as you do), and somebody happened to mention one of my favourite moments - the bit in "Alien" where John Hurt gives - ahem - 'birth' to the creature :E

Well this naturally led to the 2004 movie "Alien vs. Predator", and the discussion turned to who we'd most like to see in a sequel.

Here's a couple of the suggestions we came up with:

Alien vs. Linda Barker

Alien vs. John Prescott


Graham Norton vs. Predator

Any more suggestions ?

Crazypilot A
2nd May 2005, 10:13
Alien Vs Me! I would kick its ass! :=

2nd May 2005, 10:40
Alien vs. John Prescott

That's got to be one of the worst ideas for a film.

The poor creature would never find its way out of Prescotts gut:D

2nd May 2005, 10:42
There's aliens in the toilet every time NO1 son has paid a visit.............Little buggah!!

2nd May 2005, 10:46
Maybe you should call him No. 2 son, then.

the little sh!t.............





edited to make prodigous use of smilies lest palfs think I'm making a personal attack again!!


edited (again) to make prodigous use of smilies lest palfs think I'm making a personal attack on her....

Buster Hyman
2nd May 2005, 11:55
Alien vs. Michael Howard?

2nd May 2005, 11:58
Sometimes I feel those two may be the same thing...

Little Blue
2nd May 2005, 14:00
The mother Alien,
during a particularly bad time of the month vs Tony Blair.
In fact, you could ally her to the whole race of Predators, the Thing, a rabid Doberman and a rather angry badger...hope you get the picture...
bah !:mad:

2nd May 2005, 14:02
Alien vs my MIL.

Actually, that would make it Alien vs Alien.

2nd May 2005, 15:10
Just film a Royal Rumble of all the aforementioned. Should make for some interesting viewing.....don't forget to have Jade Goodie in there also - GRRRRR

2nd May 2005, 16:42
Scrubed....not little shit!!! one big hairy shit!!
One has a little authority but No1 son is one big mean bast$$$rd.
Beleive me !! I have seen him in action,...and ones comtempories said I was a nasty Buggah.....
To top it all he want's to farm!!!
God help me!!
Wish I was still playing!!
Old farts or what!!

2nd May 2005, 17:02
...Alien vs Alien A heart-rending tale of the fight for custody of baby alien...!

******Coming to a cinema near you soon******

Basically, ma and pa alien take out all their bitterness on the lawyers. Eventually consuming every last lawyer in the galaxy. The film should have wide appeal... :E :E :E

2nd May 2005, 17:15
Just keep it out of my morning reading place,.