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scrubed
1st May 2005, 16:45
I recently received this chain e-mail. Has anyone else received it?

Does it work?



At last !! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win with this one. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list of 9.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
8,345 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
11,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusing look on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his house are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women).

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be sent to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake!

Lon More
1st May 2005, 17:00
Does it work?

Not yet

Grainger
1st May 2005, 17:35
But can it stop a clothyard shaft fitted with a bodkin pile and shot from an 80lb yew bow ?

Didn't think so :p

ShyTorque
1st May 2005, 21:06
Don't do this! SCAM! It is unsafe! You might receive nothing but mothers-in-law or great aunts with a hairy top lip. :uhoh:

The Invisible Man
1st May 2005, 21:11
You might receive nothing but mothers-in-law or great aunts with a hairy top lip.

I aint fussy:ugh:

Where's Jericcho's MIL and extended family, not seen / heard from them for a while.

Jerricho
1st May 2005, 22:43
Ain't it great ;)