ou Trek dronkie
24th Apr 2005, 20:43
Ciao tutti, siamo tutti amici sul questo sito, lo spero. Mi preocuppo con questo problemà :
Sorry, but I gotta rant a bit.
Chaos at FCO today - so what’s new ?
EZY flights were redirected to FCO today because very important people were using CIA. This was so they can whizz up the Via Appia to the Vatican under police protection at ridiculous speeds, forcing everyone else to one side. (Don’t get bitter oTd).
So, if you were wise enough to have checked your e-mail, you would have learned your EZY flight was redirected to FCO.
No problem.
If you were relying on a telephone call from EZY to be apprised of this vital info, well buddy, you are probably still trying to get through the traffic. Don’t bother to complete the line in future.
(BTW, has anyone, ever, ever, ever, had a call from Easyjet about a flight delay ??)
I have had this EZY experience myself, it raises your temperature slightly. Luckily for me, good old Aeroflot checked me at in FCO as all the EZY people had left early.
Spasibo tovarich.
Anyway, back to the story : misery and mass confusion at Fiumicino (so how can you tell ??).
Well, you arrive in good, good, time, no sign of the EZY flight check-in desks anywhere. Screens blank for EZY. Niente. So, you ask a friendly ADR (Aeroporti da Roma) person. “Si, Si, Go to gate XXX for your Easyjet flight to Gatwick”.
Off you go, but you see this gate is down as the gate for New York and Israel. (Remember that in Italy, what you see is not always what you are going to get).
So, just to check OK, you ask another kind ADR person , the one who is a “Security person” : “Is this good for Easyjet to Gatwick ?”
“Yes, yes, yes”. (Si is the Italian word for Yes, isn’t it ???)
Through the detector you go and the lady checking your boarding pass says “Wrong gate”. “But your colleague said this is good for EZY to Gatwick ????”
Wrong gate.
Altercation with the first colleague. Who says “Not my problem,”.
Then it becomes his personal problem as the rules of boarding and security are explained to him in front of about 400 people. I say again, 400 pax.
Words are exchanged and the English language comes out tops, even though the word “******* !!!!” is used. More than once. (Look it up).
The Italiana reazione, standard, is to walk away. (Where have I heard that before ?)
More and more of the same.
On and on it goes.
A question to my many, many Italian friends and colleagues :
“When is Italy and, in particular the Italian workforce at Italian airports, going to join the 19th century ? The barest notion of service to the people (pax) who pay their wages ?”
Comments welcome.
So, here is some solid advice to those travelling in Italy (by air), don’t drive, the roads are terrifying :
1. Check the flight departure and destination times on the web, don’t believe ADR, so often incorrect info).
2. Get to the airport in plenty of time. At least 2 hours before scheduled ETD. At least. At least. (It can take 50 minutes to get a coffee)
3. Check, check and check again you are at the right gate before you go through security.
4. Take refreshment with (±150 people queuing for cappuccino, only one person taking the money - trying a short-change now and again of course - making the coffee, warming the cornetti and clearing the cups etc). Pazienza, pazienza.
5. Don’t expect any kind of apology from EZY. Niente.
6. And, don’t even think of complaining to EZY, waste of time. You just get crosser and crosser. EZY and FR have more in common than you think, EZY just does it better.
Welcome to the world of LCA in Italy !
Italia, I love it.
PS : If you detect a little bit of irritation, could be, could be, but when the water level rises, the dam bursts.
PPS : I am sure the Ryanair flights were perfect.
The Italians say “Africa begins at Rome”.
That’s quite enough of that oTd.
Mi dispiace.
Ha sbagliato il "vecchio Romano da Africa" ?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Sorry, but I gotta rant a bit.
Chaos at FCO today - so what’s new ?
EZY flights were redirected to FCO today because very important people were using CIA. This was so they can whizz up the Via Appia to the Vatican under police protection at ridiculous speeds, forcing everyone else to one side. (Don’t get bitter oTd).
So, if you were wise enough to have checked your e-mail, you would have learned your EZY flight was redirected to FCO.
No problem.
If you were relying on a telephone call from EZY to be apprised of this vital info, well buddy, you are probably still trying to get through the traffic. Don’t bother to complete the line in future.
(BTW, has anyone, ever, ever, ever, had a call from Easyjet about a flight delay ??)
I have had this EZY experience myself, it raises your temperature slightly. Luckily for me, good old Aeroflot checked me at in FCO as all the EZY people had left early.
Spasibo tovarich.
Anyway, back to the story : misery and mass confusion at Fiumicino (so how can you tell ??).
Well, you arrive in good, good, time, no sign of the EZY flight check-in desks anywhere. Screens blank for EZY. Niente. So, you ask a friendly ADR (Aeroporti da Roma) person. “Si, Si, Go to gate XXX for your Easyjet flight to Gatwick”.
Off you go, but you see this gate is down as the gate for New York and Israel. (Remember that in Italy, what you see is not always what you are going to get).
So, just to check OK, you ask another kind ADR person , the one who is a “Security person” : “Is this good for Easyjet to Gatwick ?”
“Yes, yes, yes”. (Si is the Italian word for Yes, isn’t it ???)
Through the detector you go and the lady checking your boarding pass says “Wrong gate”. “But your colleague said this is good for EZY to Gatwick ????”
Wrong gate.
Altercation with the first colleague. Who says “Not my problem,”.
Then it becomes his personal problem as the rules of boarding and security are explained to him in front of about 400 people. I say again, 400 pax.
Words are exchanged and the English language comes out tops, even though the word “******* !!!!” is used. More than once. (Look it up).
The Italiana reazione, standard, is to walk away. (Where have I heard that before ?)
More and more of the same.
On and on it goes.
A question to my many, many Italian friends and colleagues :
“When is Italy and, in particular the Italian workforce at Italian airports, going to join the 19th century ? The barest notion of service to the people (pax) who pay their wages ?”
Comments welcome.
So, here is some solid advice to those travelling in Italy (by air), don’t drive, the roads are terrifying :
1. Check the flight departure and destination times on the web, don’t believe ADR, so often incorrect info).
2. Get to the airport in plenty of time. At least 2 hours before scheduled ETD. At least. At least. (It can take 50 minutes to get a coffee)
3. Check, check and check again you are at the right gate before you go through security.
4. Take refreshment with (±150 people queuing for cappuccino, only one person taking the money - trying a short-change now and again of course - making the coffee, warming the cornetti and clearing the cups etc). Pazienza, pazienza.
5. Don’t expect any kind of apology from EZY. Niente.
6. And, don’t even think of complaining to EZY, waste of time. You just get crosser and crosser. EZY and FR have more in common than you think, EZY just does it better.
Welcome to the world of LCA in Italy !
Italia, I love it.
PS : If you detect a little bit of irritation, could be, could be, but when the water level rises, the dam bursts.
PPS : I am sure the Ryanair flights were perfect.
The Italians say “Africa begins at Rome”.
That’s quite enough of that oTd.
Mi dispiace.
Ha sbagliato il "vecchio Romano da Africa" ?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: