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tony draper
22nd Apr 2005, 19:09


22nd Apr 2005, 19:14
mon dieu !, les chiens terrible.....

22nd Apr 2005, 19:27
My brother in the British Army went to a lecture about K9 operations in the former East Germany. There were two kinds of dog, guard dog and attack dog, they were told. When they met a guard dog they were to select whichever part of their body they could best do without and offer it to the guard dog. There was nothing to be done about the attack dogs.

"Ummmm... Sir, how will we know if it is a guard dog or an attack dog?"

"You'll know".

22nd Apr 2005, 20:00
Mr Draper - surely you need one of these, or preferably two, to combat the yobbos wrecking cars in your neighbourhood.

"I was walking me dog your honour - he acted of his own accord"

22nd Apr 2005, 23:24
Um...anyone else find that quite shocking?! :confused: :uhoh:

I find it hard to accept that an innocent animal should have to be corrupted like that just because it's expendable and won't sue if it gets shot in the line of duty. It's entirely against their nature to attack humans in that manner, what hope have they of being rehomed when they're too old to be useful any more?

Very upsetting, that... :sad:

(P.s. I'm a bit of a softy when it comes to mutts, can you tell? :O )

23rd Apr 2005, 00:58
Catt I have a cat! know what you mean but.....

believe it or not you can train peeps to fly planes into buildings.....