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21st Apr 2005, 08:08
I couldn't wait until Friday...

The Royal Wedding

On the day of the wedding, Camilla was getting dressed, surrounded by all
Her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic! Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from
her Wedding so she lent them to Camilla for the day.

Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities
were over her feet were agony. When she and Charles withdrew to their
room the only thing she could think Of was getting her shoes off. The
rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard
roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional
muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Charles say 'God, that was tight.' 'There,'
whispered The Queen. 'I told you with a face like that she had to be a
virgin!.' Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say. 'Right. Now
for the other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last
Charles said 'My God. That was even tighter!".

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor!"