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19th Apr 2005, 06:04
From another PPruNe forum:
"Airbus exploring solutions to emergency evacuation question."

19th Apr 2005, 06:06
"Airline denies overbooking rumours"

Buster Hyman
19th Apr 2005, 06:21
"Pass me the soap" was the last thing Larry said before he left for his prop wash that fatefull day.

Loose rivets
19th Apr 2005, 06:45
CONTACT!!....er, which way do I swing it?:confused:

19th Apr 2005, 06:49
never fly Aeroflot non-stop without toilet paper. .

Loose rivets
19th Apr 2005, 06:50
Or...... Harry!! Come back in...we forgive you, honest'

Maude Charlee
19th Apr 2005, 07:55
Graphic demonstration proves the existence of lift monkeys and prop drag.

19th Apr 2005, 07:56
"Oi!! Who said cleared for take off??"

Standard Noise
19th Apr 2005, 08:02
"When I said low cost would do, you didn't tell me we were going second class!"

"If he gets it started, can we go back inside?"

"Oh yeah, here's your parachute, but don't worry, it's only in the unlikely event of........."

19th Apr 2005, 08:49
Typical! Nine mechanics to fix one small problem....


19th Apr 2005, 09:30
"Sorry chaps! Wrong checklist - we should be doing after take off checks not pre-flight"

19th Apr 2005, 09:37
"Look when I said I'd do some prop balancing,I didn't think you meant it literally!"

19th Apr 2005, 09:41
"Spofforth-Jones was prepared to go to any length to win his bet that the propeller was a Hartzell and not a Hamilton Standard!"

19th Apr 2005, 09:47
Ryanairs new super economy fare

19th Apr 2005, 10:54
"I wonder how many will be the same as HERE!!! (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=107971) "

19th Apr 2005, 10:56
The inflight game of Hide & seek was thoroughly enjoyed by the passengers

High Wing Drifter
19th Apr 2005, 11:10
Bob! The pilot says can you pull the gear down once you have feathered the prop.