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14th Apr 2005, 21:51
(I apologise if this has been done in the past. Had a quick troll through the search engine on here and could not find any post linked in the first couple of pages.)

Spent the other evening chatting to a very old girlfriend and we were discussing the best place to "get on down with your other half"!

Now she is an anytime any place girl, just cos he hubby loves it like that! :O

I unfoturnately have a partner who is a total in the bedroom man or he gets distracted too much! So I told her I could not comment and how would you bring it up with him and get him to try varied places?

That got me thinking and I wondered if those on here could add their pennith.

So if any fellow ppruners have any good tips on how to convert him or some of the best/worst places to do it! I would love to read them to get some ideas and then maybe show him there is more fun then just in the bedroom! :p

Solid Rust Twotter
14th Apr 2005, 21:53
First, feed him lots of beer...

14th Apr 2005, 21:55
just hold out... eventually he'll do whatever you tell him too.. you just gotta be able to hold out longer than him

14th Apr 2005, 21:59
you just gotta be able to hold out longer than him

That would'nt be a problem around these parts, I can tell yer... :(

14th Apr 2005, 22:01
who is a total in the bedroom man or he gets distracted too much!

Have you suggested your friend's bed room?

Menage a trois......... you, me and Heineken

tall and tasty
14th Apr 2005, 22:05

How totally awful for you. You are missing out on so much fun.

Try introducing fun foods into the bedroom things that you can share together eg choc strawberries/pot of ice cream and just sit and eat it together and then get up to whatever follows.

Next time you have ice cream or the strawberries, make sure it is in another room of the house and watch him wait in anticipation for the what comes next!! :E



Onans Girlfriend
14th Apr 2005, 22:06

I think you may find this being moved to the Agony Aunt section,
I would have thought with a username like that he would follow you anywhere.


Isn't it Heiniken that reaches parts other's cant.... you trying to tell us something?

14th Apr 2005, 22:08

I'm very pretty when I'm drunk

Onans Girlfriend
14th Apr 2005, 22:10
Would I need to be drunk to appreciate that?

Onan the Clumsy
14th Apr 2005, 22:13
"pretty" :ooh:


Kaptin M
14th Apr 2005, 22:13
Mmmm mmmm! Ice cream and a banana - served au naturale
Yum yum!!!

14th Apr 2005, 22:16
Would I need to be drunk to appreciate that?

Just a Bloodhound Gang fan ;)

Onans Girlfriend
14th Apr 2005, 22:21
You sure that's not Ming*rs.com fan. Or are they prettier?

You still owe me a picture so as I can make a judgement.

14th Apr 2005, 22:29

Onans Girlfriend
14th Apr 2005, 22:33
You are gorgeous, now where is Onans picture.

I think you are, what men would call, a ten pinter!

14th Apr 2005, 22:39
Onan is actually my identical twin.

Onans Girlfriend
14th Apr 2005, 22:52
Onan/ Jerricho

Maybe you two hunks could give 38DoubleDee answers to the questions she asks. Presuming you have the knowledge and experience.

14th Apr 2005, 22:58
.... as Jerricho masters the fine art of Paintshop, our intrepid aviators high over Canadian airspace become somewhat reliant on the individual who invented TCAS......

Kaptin M
14th Apr 2005, 23:05
"I wonder how much longer we've got to stay in this hold?"

"Yeah, and we're number 23 in the sequence. Why is it that the radar in this part is ALWAYS out when that Awestralian controller's on?"

14th Apr 2005, 23:05
Big sky out there mate. :ouch:

Onan the Clumsy
14th Apr 2005, 23:16
Jerricho, I thought you did terminal control? By then they can see traffic conflicts out of the window anyway.

Kaptin M
15th Apr 2005, 00:12
You're part of this chemtrail conspircay, aren't you MISTER Jerricho!!

All of this PPRuNing, and holding of aircraft is just a cover up for your REAL mission.
Come clean!! :mad:

15th Apr 2005, 00:37
What's this? Pick on me day or something?

:p :p

Darth Nigel
15th Apr 2005, 03:31
Crikey, Jerricho, I think we have the same dentist.:}