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mullers
11th Apr 2005, 14:02
Hope this hasn't been done before:

Our beer which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
I will be drunk,
thy will be drunk
at home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillages
as we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poncey winetasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter, the ale and the lager
Forever and ever
Barmen

:ok:

McAero
11th Apr 2005, 14:50
All males have received a birthday card with that message on it..................at least 5 times.

Wino
11th Apr 2005, 15:27
My prayer is a little shorter.

BLESS OUR PLANES
BLESS OUR BOOZE (or FOOD if its grace)
HOPE THE OLD LADY IS IN THE MOOD!
AMEN


Cheers
Wino

Jerricho
11th Apr 2005, 17:09
All males have received a birthday card with that message on it.

I don't get birthday cards. I just get rocks with bits of paper chucked through my windows. :(

pigboat
11th Apr 2005, 17:58
Moved to Portage, did ya? :D

Jerricho
11th Apr 2005, 18:08
The don't have windows in Portage. Just fly screens and shutters.

McAero
11th Apr 2005, 18:28
Sure it's not Easterhouse/Castlmilk/Pollock/the Gorbles in Glasgow?

Chances are it would be a dead horses head for your birthday in each of the above.

Blacksheep
12th Apr 2005, 02:01
Sheep just pray for a little of what ewe fancy...