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mystic_meg
7th Apr 2005, 23:43
OK, here's the rules....

You HAVE to choose one over the other to 'do' the dirty deed.....



......so, quite simply, which one, and why?

Jerricho
7th Apr 2005, 23:52
How about we gross everyoone out and make them "do" each other? And sell tickets.

Onan the Clumsy
7th Apr 2005, 23:57
So I take it that's not RAF Widdicombe and Thomas a'Beckett?

ShyTorque
8th Apr 2005, 10:48
Oh, would have to be that gorgeous little sex kitten, Annie Widdecombe.

Everyone knows that gentlemen prefer blondes.

Now, having said that, please excuse me while I go outside for a moment.............. :yuk:


;)

IFTB
8th Apr 2005, 11:33
:eek: MODS!

A huge infringement of the Hotel Lobby Rules! :*



Quick, quick let me past, ShyTorque :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :ugh:

CargoMatatu
8th Apr 2005, 12:45
Okay; just the tought of this is SO GROSS that I have to dive in here!!!

It would have to be the Widdicombe, 'coz of the blonde thing, but solely on the condition that it is double-bagged - one over her head and one over mine in case hers comes off!!!:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

HowlingWind
8th Apr 2005, 13:23
For those seeking a piece of history:

Anne Widdecombe's Hello Kitty Vibrator (used) (http://www.jellyflaps.com/ebaye/widdecombe.php)

McAero
8th Apr 2005, 15:49
You would be as well to ask " Charles or Camilla" and why?

:yuk:

Standard Noise
8th Apr 2005, 16:02
You lot are just a tad sick for me. Still, if Ms Beckett rolled on top of you, at least you'd survive.:}

Erwin Schroedinger
8th Apr 2005, 17:51
I just had my dinner.

bleaurgh

Oh well, start again. :ugh:

Whirlygig
8th Apr 2005, 19:02
Oh, would have to be that gorgeous little sex kitten, Annie Widdecombe.
So, you want to bed a virgin eh? Sorry to tell you this love, but she ain't a natural blond! :}

Given that the question is absolutely preposterous, I'll give an equally preposterous answer -

I'd go for Margaret Becket 'cos at least we share a birthday :ok: (along with Frank Bough, Handspring Guy and Martin Luther King!)

Cheers

Whirlygig

Onan the Clumsy
8th Apr 2005, 19:20
I stood next to Frank Bought at the urinals at Twickenham once a long time ago.

I've yet to meet Handspring Guy :ok:

ShyTorque
8th Apr 2005, 19:38
>So, you want to bed a virgin eh? Sorry to tell you this love, but she ain't a natural blond! <

Oh, I'm far too old and lazy to bother with virgins ;)

And never mind blond, Anne Widdecombe ain't natural, full stop!

Hang, on I feel sick, stop the thread, I FEEL SICK! :uhoh:

P.s. Whirly, with regard to your further comment about Ms Beckett, I'm truly horrified!!

:p

The SSK
8th Apr 2005, 19:42
Margaret Beckett's not so bad.

I bet she was a real looker in her younger days

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1175000/images/_1179262_beckettyoung_150.jpg

ShyTorque
8th Apr 2005, 19:44
Strewth!! Any photos of her even younger?

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 19:48
Do you guys ever consider the beauty inside the person? Ok they are not stunners, but the do have personalities that are magnetic both to male and femails. Is that not important?

Wingswinger
8th Apr 2005, 19:52
Internal beauty? they're politicians for pity's sake!

topcat450
8th Apr 2005, 19:53
beauty inside the person

What an odd concept. The only thing I'm interested getting inside the other person is.... well.. you all know what I'm gonna say so I wont actually write it. :}

As for outta these two... I don't think I could physically manage it with either of 'em, but if push came to shove, Beckette.

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 19:54
Does that make a woman less attractive then or are you intimidated by powerful women ?

topcat450
8th Apr 2005, 19:55
If I wanted a powerful woman I'd bed a Russian shotputter.

If I wanted a powerful man I'd bet Fatima Whitbred :} :}

Whirlygig
8th Apr 2005, 19:56
P.s. Whirly, with regard to your further comment about Ms Beckett, I'm truly horrified!!
What? That we were both born on 15th January? What so horrific about that? I bet Frank, Handspring and Martin might have something to say about that!

Cheers

Whirls

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 19:59
What makes men think they could bed any women they mention,
Russian shot putters and Fatima Whitbread have standards too!

ShyTorque
8th Apr 2005, 20:05
>Ok they are not stunners...<

Nice to read prose from someone who masters the understatement so well :ok:

Whirly,

It was the thought of you lying there blowing out the candles together that horrified me.... Sorry, have I gone too far? :E

tall and tasty
8th Apr 2005, 20:07
Onans Girlfriend

What makes men think they could bed any women they mention

Hate to say it this is JB where men are men and even the sheep are scared :oh: :p

TnT

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 20:09
Tall and tasty,

Just finding my feet here, and I think the sheep have reason to be scared!

topcat450
8th Apr 2005, 20:11
What makes men think they could bed any women they mention

in my case... confidence. ;) Now calm down love, stop worrying about things like this and fetch me a beer. There's a good girl. :)

Whirlygig
8th Apr 2005, 20:11
It was the thought of you lying there blowing
Ahem?
Sorry, have I gone too far?
Not yet!

As I said, the concept is preposterous but, at least there is a Mr. Beckett which proves that at least one chap has.... whereas Miss Widdicombe .....

So, how about a similar question from the distaff point of view....?

If you had to....

Charles Clarke... or... Nicholas Soames?
David Blunkett... or.... David Willetts

Cheers

Whirls

ShyTorque
8th Apr 2005, 20:15
David Blunkett - I could sneak out early as long as his dog didn't bark :cool:

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 20:17
Confidence is all well and good but there is a fine line between that and being sickly as any women will tell you.

What you drinking topcat?;)

I guess Blunkett if push came to shove, at least I wouldn't need a bag!

tall and tasty
8th Apr 2005, 20:48
Onans Girlfriend


They are a good bunch in here and I am sure others who have not welcomed you do as I do , I have been off air for a bit, glad you seem to be enjoying it

TnT

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 20:52
Thank you TnT,

I am thick skinned and have an excellent sense of humour....I think !

topcat450
8th Apr 2005, 21:01
:E but do you have a good ar$e??

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 21:05
Rather a forward question topcat, how's yours?

topcat450
8th Apr 2005, 21:08
I have a great backside... but then again, I'm biased. But even if I wasn't biased, I'd still say I'd got a great bum. Now back to you? :E

Onans Girlfriend
8th Apr 2005, 21:09
Not got time to answer sorry, got a trip tonight, work calls.

acbus1
9th Apr 2005, 06:28
I have a great backside... but then again, I'm biased
Biased backside?

Must be awful......especially when you sit down.

:ugh:

As I See It
9th Apr 2005, 06:48
Back to the real meat of the thread, Beckett, because Widdicombe hates drugs and I'd definitely have to be on some to consider either. And I'm a chap who'll do most things, nay anything, for money!:ok:

Standard Noise
9th Apr 2005, 07:05
Hang on a minute, no one said anything about being paid for it!?
Well in that case, if the price was right I'd do ....................... :} :yuk: :{

ShyTorque
9th Apr 2005, 09:42
I think we're not talking loose change here....... :eek:

acbus1
9th Apr 2005, 10:01
Indeed, Shy Torque, the therapy alone could run into úthousands. :uhoh:

As I See It
9th Apr 2005, 10:06
I am a man without moral or standard, how much have you got in your pocket?

Wodrick
9th Apr 2005, 10:20
As every man has his price, how much for a Widdy then AISI ?

As I See It
9th Apr 2005, 10:25
Depends on whether I have distribution rights on the photo's I would 'have' to take, in this case a freebie. If no to the photo's then approximately 47 pence, that should cover my exe's (cheap narcotic!)


Remember; It's only As I See It

Standard Noise
9th Apr 2005, 11:23
47p !!! Is that all a cyanide capsule costs these days? Still, there is the price of taking it after you've done the deed.:E

GROUNDHOG
9th Apr 2005, 17:29
Well I haven't forgiven Beckett for kicking the ball over the top in the penalty shoot out....

Jerricho
9th Apr 2005, 17:57
Onan's Girlfriend, while you're finding your feet, perhaps you need to find a new pair of glasses.

Mr Clumsy ain't no oil painting :E :E

Sorry mate..............cheap shot. ;)

Sir Loin
9th Apr 2005, 18:45
Widdicombe or Beckett??

Hmmmm. So you've chosen one, and you've done the deed:ugh:

But would you ever tell anyone? Or would it be one of those things you take to the grave?

After all they're both "Celebrities"!!

SyllogismCheck
9th Apr 2005, 19:09
What makes men think they could bed any women they mention All this time I've assumed I actually needed to meet and snare 'em and now I find out I just have to mention them to make it happen! Excellent! :p

Tell anyone? Hmmm. How much would the red top rags pay for a "My Wild Weekend with Widdecombe" or "Beckett Bonkfest" story do you think?
Actually there's no need to actually do the deed and risk the mental scarring to make the story true is there, they to prefer to print fiction anyway. :rolleyes:

What on earth inspired you mystic meg? The whole concept is utterly cringeworthy.
I suspect you may be one sick twisted individual! Pleasure to meet you! :}

Onans Girlfriend
9th Apr 2005, 19:39
Mr Clumsy ain't no oil painting

And Mr. Jerrico you are?
Care to post a picture for me to make a judgement?

Maybe we should retitle this thread Onan or Jerricho... (and why)see if you get offers over 47p. I will reserve my bid till I see some evidence!

Whirlygig
9th Apr 2005, 20:14
Don't take this wrong way Onan's Girlfriend but.... if I had to..... it would be Onan. Why? I think his Nom de Pprune is funnier! Although I hope for your sake it isn't true :E

Cheers

Whirlygig

Onans Girlfriend
9th Apr 2005, 20:16
Whirlygig,

Would you risk 47p to find out though? :yuk:

tart1
9th Apr 2005, 20:18
They both have a certain je ne sais quoi, I suppose!:\

Whirlygig
9th Apr 2005, 20:52
Sorry, I've lost the plot here! Do I pay them 47 pence or do they pay me? And is that each or between them i.e. either 23 1/2 pence each or a total of 94 pence?

Either way, in for a penny, in for a pound as they say!

Cheers

Whirlygig

ShyTorque
9th Apr 2005, 22:43
Bloody hell! Watch out, there's an accountant about!

Hehe.... :E

JustaFew
10th Apr 2005, 20:22
No contest wotso evah!

Move over Ann, Mag the shag's a BABE!:D