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Mac the Knife
7th Apr 2005, 19:32
She Was Only A Garbageman's Daughter, But She Was Nothing To Be Sniffed At.

She Was Only A Pilot's Daughter, But She Kept Her Cockpit Clean.

She Was Only A Road Layer's Daughter, But She Liked Her Asphalt.

Over to you PPRUNERS......

7th Apr 2005, 19:36
She was only a carpet man's daughter, never laid but always underfelt.

7th Apr 2005, 19:44
She was only a Sparkie's daughter, but she di dit, di dit ........

She was only a roadmender's daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.

She was only a charlady's daughter, but she certainly knew how to scrub.

7th Apr 2005, 19:47
She was only a baker's daughter, her buns were often filled.

7th Apr 2005, 19:49
She was only an undertaker's daughter, but she liked them stiff.

7th Apr 2005, 19:50
she was only an auctioneer's daughter, open to offers.

she was only an estate agent's daughter, let anyone in...

& for the ladies...

she was only a surveyor's daughter, sized 'em up right first time.

7th Apr 2005, 19:53
She was only Andrew's daughter, yet she was a Marvell...

7th Apr 2005, 19:53
She was only a turner's daughter, but she liked screws as much as nuts.

7th Apr 2005, 19:54
She was only a dentists's daughter, but she liked her cavities filled

7th Apr 2005, 19:55
she was only a submariner's daughter, always going down

7th Apr 2005, 20:04
she was only a cricketer's daughter, but she couldn't give a toss

7th Apr 2005, 20:07
she was only a tugmaster's daughter, always on the pull

she was only a butcher's daughter, always handling the meat,

she was only a programmer's daughter, pushing all the right buttons.

Onan the Clumsy
7th Apr 2005, 20:36
She was only a sergeants daughter...but now she's an officer's mess


7th Apr 2005, 20:53
She was only the photographer's daughter, but she was well developed.

She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said 'fillet!'.

7th Apr 2005, 21:14
She was only the Admiral's daughter but her naval base was full of discharged seamen...

7th Apr 2005, 21:15
She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said 'fillet!'.

For the benefit of our American readers who might not see the joke, the English pronunciation of 'fillet' is 'fill it' and not 'fillay'.

Just doing my bit to promote international understanding......... :E

7th Apr 2005, 21:36
Thought of another one:

She was only the tobacconist's daughter but she was the best shag in the shop...

7th Apr 2005, 21:45
She was only the Goalkeepers daughter, but she let em all in...

Darth Nigel
7th Apr 2005, 21:49
She was only a meteorologist's daughter... one look in her eyes told you weather...

7th Apr 2005, 22:03
She was only the violinists daughter, but she'd tweak up her G-string then fiddle.

Ascend Charlie
7th Apr 2005, 23:11
She was only a Cavalryman's daughter,
But all the horse manure

She was only a bomb-aimer's daughter,
But nightly she dropped her duds

7th Apr 2005, 23:15
She was only the jewellers daughter, but she liked a nice pearl necklace........:}

sorry, I know, I know.....

7th Apr 2005, 23:51
She was only the Colonel's daughter, but she knew what Reggie meant.

8th Apr 2005, 00:05
She was only the airmans daughter but she kissed all the boys behind the hang(a)rs

She was only the carpenters daughter but she gave all the boys circular saws

8th Apr 2005, 00:08
She was only an amnesiac's daughter but she always provided a memorable experience.

8th Apr 2005, 00:37
She was only the Colonel's daughter,

But she was full of the Officers Mess

8th Apr 2005, 00:48
She was only a surveyor's daughter, but she gave her Theo delight....


Atlas Shrugged
8th Apr 2005, 01:34
She was only a fisherman's daughter but when she saw my rod she reeled

8th Apr 2005, 01:43
She was only a navigator's daughter but she was magnificent when boxing the compass...

8th Apr 2005, 03:25
She was only the salesman's daughter, but she gave the customer her best

Atlas Shrugged
8th Apr 2005, 03:43
Just remembered another one:

She was only the Minister's daughter but I wouldn't put anything pastor :{ :{

8th Apr 2005, 07:24
She was only a telegrapher's daughter but she didit didit didit didit......

8th Apr 2005, 07:43
She was only a welder's daughter but she had a set o' lean hips....

8th Apr 2005, 08:35
She was only a Grantham grocer's daughter, but she showed Sir Geoffrey how...

8th Apr 2005, 08:45
She was only a JB moderator , but she knew how to shred their threads :ooh: :uhoh:

t'wasn't me, honest!

Standard Noise
8th Apr 2005, 09:49
She was only a coal miner's daughter, but she liked going down a big shaft.

She was only a firefighter's daughter and by god she knew what to do with a pole.

8th Apr 2005, 10:00
She was only a gravediggers daughter, but she'd lie under any old sod.

She was only a pathologists daughter, but anyone cadaver

8th Apr 2005, 10:09
She was only the painter's daughter....and always preferred the mat(t) finish.......


8th Apr 2005, 10:25
She was only the fishmongers daughter but she knew where the codpieces were.

8th Apr 2005, 11:22
She was only a plumbers daughter ....... but she could screw the knob off any old geyser :eek:

She was only a bankers daughter ....... but she'd open her drawers for cash :ugh:

aaah my coat .... and a taxi .. how kind

flying log
8th Apr 2005, 11:51
she was only a plasterer's daughter, but she never refused a spread

she was only a spaceman's daughter, but she loved a rocket inside

8th Apr 2005, 11:52
She was only a snooker players daughter... and if you couldn't pot her pink, there was always the brown.

8th Apr 2005, 12:16
She was only the Admiral’s daughter but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.

She was only the fishmonger’s daughter but she lay on the slab and said ‘fillet’.

Kaptin M
8th Apr 2005, 12:28
She was called tall and tasty and so a moderator := :* :E

8th Apr 2005, 12:59
She was only an accountant's daughter, but she loved a double entry.

keyboard flier
8th Apr 2005, 13:31
She was only a Yorkshireman's daughter but she liked her Huddersfield.

8th Apr 2005, 14:06
She was only a postmans daughter but she always had some mail in her box

8th Apr 2005, 15:48
She was only a barman's daughter but she had a cute cocktail...

Mac the Knife
8th Apr 2005, 18:57
She was only a batsman's daughter, but she could take a full toss in her crease.

She was only a Communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share.

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.

She was only a butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin.

MUST stop this....

Standard Noise
9th Apr 2005, 08:07
She was only a tax inspector's daughter, but she knew how to f**k you sideways.

9th Apr 2005, 09:33
She was only the beekeepers daughter, but she always enjoyed a roll with her honey.

9th Apr 2005, 09:52
i sware i didnt know she was only ate (8)

Onan the Clumsy
9th Apr 2005, 14:51
She was only her mother's daughter...but at least she was herself

Capn Notarious
9th Apr 2005, 15:29
She was only a mechanics daughter and knew how to wrench
She was only an impulsives daughter and never gave it a second thought.

9th Apr 2005, 16:48
She was a fishermans daughter......she knew how to kneel and bob.

Mac the Knife
9th Apr 2005, 19:12
She was only a Statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.

She was only a Jockey's daughter, but all the horse manure.

She was only a Cave man's daughter, but you should have seen what dinosaur.

brain fade
9th Apr 2005, 22:23
She was only a signalman's daughter but she di dit because her da da di dit:}

I think that's the correct version of it:D

9th Apr 2005, 22:32
She was only a signalman's daughter but she di dit because she had big da-dit dit-da-dit dit dit.

10th Apr 2005, 00:31
She was only a milkmans daughter and she drove the fastest milkcart in the west :O