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Onan the Clumsy
5th Apr 2005, 19:26
In New York City, the time between the light turning green and the first horn sounding.

5th Apr 2005, 19:30
Things in life that seem to last an instant
....hhhmmmm. now let me think....:E



5th Apr 2005, 19:32
Originality ;) :p

The Invisible Cat
5th Apr 2005, 19:33
Jerricho's posts

5th Apr 2005, 19:34
*Kicks the cat again*

5th Apr 2005, 19:34
A new girlfriend being nice to you.

5th Apr 2005, 19:35
'Good ideas' after a few (too many) beers. :ouch:

Jerricho's Sheep
5th Apr 2005, 19:40
The time I get to spend with my darling Jerricho looking at the beauty of the moonlight on the edge of a cliff.

Jerricho's Wife
5th Apr 2005, 19:47
Jerricho Darling. What's going on?

Who is this person? ....er, this ovine?


5th Apr 2005, 19:47
'Good Ideas' after a few (too many) beers.

Don't knock them! Most of mine end up happening:uhoh:

5th Apr 2005, 19:49
Those will be good ideas, not 'good ideas'. :ok:

Believe me, there is a big difference. :ouch: :{ :ooh: :uhoh: :O

Jerricho's boss
5th Apr 2005, 19:50
Mr Jerricho

Did I not tell you at least three or four times that unauthorized persons (or animals) are not allowed in the workplace.

Next time you're fired.

5th Apr 2005, 19:51
The time from you f**king up to when the boss is standing next to you.

5th Apr 2005, 20:03
My bank balance being in the black..... :(

Whirlygig, Naughty, naughty! But, then....aah, what a shame.... ;)

5th Apr 2005, 20:07
The time between a terrible ghastly noise and you evaporating into a puff of Hydrogen and a whiff of carbon....


High Wing Drifter
5th Apr 2005, 21:03
The eating of my Tesco's Currey.

5th Apr 2005, 21:18
A night out on the razzle that you've been waiting 3 weeks for.

5th Apr 2005, 21:59
How about a little less pi55 take on Jerricho..grow up a bit you P Are Aye Tee Tee...now back to the thread..................what about the time it take's for your kids to become adults. ..That is an instant!!!
They grow so fast and you don't see it coming.
One day a smallish child/youth........next day " Dad I will have a beer please, or ...... Daughters latest love... total ar5eh0e .. stood in your bailiwick..........We want to get married.
An instant may take years for the younger generation ............but in my case it goes very fast!!
Me just being miffed at being older perhaps.......or just recognising the elementals of what the elders of my family have told me ,.....as all family elders do... and I never really listened hard enough!!
Why do you wish you had their experience when it's too late!!!

Enough of serious,
Life is good,
Live it to the full.

:ok: :ok:

5th Apr 2005, 22:07
"....hhhmmmm. now let me think....



Probably enough thinking by now Whirly

Probably true though

Onan the Clumsy
5th Apr 2005, 22:11
Ahhhhh Jerricho look what Cyclicmicky said.

That's so cute :}

5th Apr 2005, 22:13
r1jr's attention span, and free txt monthly allowance....

Irish Steve
5th Apr 2005, 22:15
the threshold of tolerance of the average low cost carrier passenger these days:E

5th Apr 2005, 22:27
Customs and immigration officials in Nigeria remembering the new "no bribe" policy

Another one but can't remember it right now....

6th Apr 2005, 00:34
A thread started by my boss :E

Me thinks Micky just made Onan his bitch

Onan the Clumsy
6th Apr 2005, 00:49
Wait a minute...you P Are Aye Tee Tee Isn't that P-R-I-T-T ?


6th Apr 2005, 01:00
That's the new phonetic alphabet.





Echo (echo echo )




Pinky the pilot
6th Apr 2005, 05:49
Both my jobs flying around the PNG Landscape.:ok:
The leaving of both was not my choice. Company went bagarup with the first; I went bagarup the second.:{ :{
In hindsight both were far far too good to last!

You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.

6th Apr 2005, 07:03
Looking back on the time it's taken my kids to go from being very small to being taller than me.

6th Apr 2005, 16:25
The time a link by 747Focal will last due to it's graphic nature :E :E

Onan the Clumsy
6th Apr 2005, 16:33
Oh, you've given me an idea for the "eternity" thread!!

Big Tudor
6th Apr 2005, 16:40
The belief when you wake up that you have managed to avoid a hangover. It lasts just long enough to be true then WHAM. Gorilla in the head, guardsmans sock in gob and some git spinning the room like hes auditioning for the bloody magic roundabout. :yuk:

6th Apr 2005, 16:41
The lifespan of the average HollyWood Starlet......

Joan Collins' marriages......(or Liz Taylor)

The amount of time I can last in a Turkish bath.....

The time between me picking-up war and peace (again), and deciding that just cant hack it.....

The time taken to do the Daily Mirror (or Sun, Star) crossword.....

A bowl of really good olives when friends come round to supper......

The first bottle of champange......

The time an Auzzie can resist to tell a POM joke....

England in the football WorldCup.....

tall and tasty
6th Apr 2005, 16:42
A bag of swiss white champagne truffles and a bowl of tiramisu.........;)


Irish Steve
6th Apr 2005, 20:21
That's the new phonetic alphabet. :D

Ok, that's got our attention. Where's the rest of it????;) ;)

Based on what we've seen so far, the rest has to be worth airing:ok:

6th Apr 2005, 21:32
Just for you Steve




Kill (all chavs)




Oh dear











Zeds dead.

Standard Noise
6th Apr 2005, 22:58
"Things in life that seem to last an instant".........................

.......the elapsed time between the MIL's visits.:{ :{ :{ :{

tony draper
6th Apr 2005, 23:11
The Yoctosecond (10-24 seconds, yer cant do a lot.

6th Apr 2005, 23:39
Most of my thoughts on this subject would be to do with food and drink. The first bottle of champagne was a good one for instance.

The pleasure from eating and drinking only lasts a moment ..... you know what they say: 'A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips'.


6th Apr 2005, 23:53
My sense of humour and patience these days .... :(

Onan the Clumsy
7th Apr 2005, 01:29
LL Cheer up. That was actually quite funny. ;)

Jerricho Shouldn't V be not Vegetable but Vulva?

7th Apr 2005, 02:00
No because Vulva and Uvula sound very similar.. Don't you know nuthin' about the phonetic alphabet.

7th Apr 2005, 02:12
Please don't talk about the 'V' word. My Volvo is seriously ill and I am having difficulty finding parts.

Hence my lack of patience and humour. ;)

Onan the Clumsy
7th Apr 2005, 02:20
...and your full mailbox :8

7th Apr 2005, 02:25
Now emptied (ish) - few special ones in there !