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zorx
1st Apr 2005, 18:31
:ok: then I went into therapy.

gingernut
4th Apr 2005, 13:27
I used to be a therapist....

Old Smokey
5th Apr 2005, 05:34
I used to have a life, and then I discovered Pprune....................

acbus1
5th Apr 2005, 05:45
I used to be a pilot.

Then I moved onto an Airbus. :rolleyes:

visibility3miles
5th Apr 2005, 06:51
I could have been a judge,

but I never had the Latin.

Trentino
6th Apr 2005, 02:10
I used to be an airplane driver

now i am a pilot

Bad medicine
6th Apr 2005, 07:02
I think this thread is really starting to stretch the medical and health theme of the forum.

Old Smokey
6th Apr 2005, 07:51
OK Bad medicine, it is a bit "Off Topic", but Laughter IS the best medicine.

Let it run for a little while......please

Old Smokey

willfly380
6th Apr 2005, 08:18
i used to be a pilot.....then i become a chief pilot

guclu
6th Apr 2005, 08:56
I used to be a pilot ..... now I have a very expensive microphone to use on the long haul.


Guclu

Chippie Chappie
6th Apr 2005, 09:20
I used to be a pilot :O

And then I was a barman :(

And now I'm a pilot again :ok:

nosefirsteverytime
6th Apr 2005, 09:41
I used to be a Playstation pilot.

Now I fly on PCs.

:ok:

strake
6th Apr 2005, 13:10
I used to be wealthy.....now, I'm a pilot.

hercboy
6th Apr 2005, 23:22
i once was a pilot...


untill i got married

lexxity
6th Apr 2005, 23:34
but I'm alright now.....:E

Onan the Clumsy
7th Apr 2005, 00:05
I had to light the pilot on the water heater last week. Does that count?

FLCH
7th Apr 2005, 02:32
I used to be a pilot...now I am a dung shoveller. I pile it here and pile it there.....

Blacksheep
7th Apr 2005, 04:35
Beefor I joyned the Royul Ear Farce I cuddent evun spel pilot.
Now I are wun.

Ontariotech
7th Apr 2005, 11:15
I used to be a pilot.....now I am a pieman, my name is Simon, and I am simple, and I am going to the fair.

ORAC
7th Apr 2005, 11:20
I used to tell fighter pilots where to go....

Send Clowns
7th Apr 2005, 11:32
... but don't tell my Mum. She thinks I played piano in a brothel.

tony draper
7th Apr 2005, 11:40
Worked with a agrophobic chap once called pilot light, because he never went out.
:cool:

AirScrew
7th Apr 2005, 11:41
I used to be a pilot, but now I feel redundant, as 'auto' does it all for me......thank god he doesnt get paid.......:O

timmcat
7th Apr 2005, 11:49
I used to be polite - so what if I'm not now?

PilotsPal
7th Apr 2005, 16:30
I thought this thread was about bedding pilots?

Am I the only one to see the 'd'?

Jerricho
7th Apr 2005, 16:33
I've never slept with a pilot............

But I've work up next to a few fockers.

(No the only on PP :ok: )

redsnail
7th Apr 2005, 16:42
PP :E
I still do. :ok:

Paterbrat
7th Apr 2005, 16:51
I put myself to bed every night, does that count?

tart1
7th Apr 2005, 17:40
I also thought this thread was about 'bedding' rather than 'being' a pilot and I was about to reply to it on that basis.

I used to bed a pilot but I didn't used to be one............ I'm a bit confused now :confused:

Malissa Fawthort
7th Apr 2005, 18:03
If I as a pilot bed a pilot, does that mean I'm gay?????? ;)

Paterbrat
7th Apr 2005, 18:11
Only if the other pilots parts are symetrical and similar in profile to your'n

Nereus
7th Apr 2005, 18:27
A gay nympho eh Malissa? :D

acbus1
7th Apr 2005, 19:20
Some hooligan has altered the title since the thread first appeared.

I posted here when it was entitled "I used to be a pilot"

C'mon........own up! ;)

PilotsPal
7th Apr 2005, 20:18
I have always found Reddo to be a most excellent role model in many and diverse areas of life. Bedding pilots - especially young ones - makes for such good sport on cold winter nights...

Blacksheep
8th Apr 2005, 01:02
I'm absolutely certain that neither PP no Reddo have been in this part of the world. The pilots are so ugly here, that even their wives won't go to bed with them! :E

Blacksheep
8th Apr 2005, 03:53
...or so they say... :E

Eimar Moron
8th Apr 2005, 06:51
Anyone else noticed that just about all female pilots are dogs?

flapsforty
8th Apr 2005, 07:09
Nope, haven't noticed that.
I am noticing that your username is most apt though. :rolleyes:

IFTB
8th Apr 2005, 08:13
your username is most apt though

Excellent, EXCELLENT :ok: :ok:
falling about laffing, scaring the [email protected] outof the cat

you might be screwing around with the titles but you're quick! :ok: :ok:

Eimar Moron
8th Apr 2005, 08:46
...and many senior F.A's are Dragons (I have noticed your moniker is most apt :} ).

[This IS JB, is it not?!]
Eimar Moron

b.borg
8th Apr 2005, 09:00
Ura Moron Sorry - E. Moron - playing with fire .......:}
Dragons have been known to turn morons into "crispy critters" for less.

Back on thread - I have knowingly bedded a pilot :E

PilotsPal
8th Apr 2005, 09:11
E Moron

I don't suppose you've met a roving moderator of this board by the name of McD, have you? No, thought not....

Rhodie
8th Apr 2005, 12:03
Im'e a pilot and my girlfriends a pilot...

does that make us 2P's, P2's or P squared..? :confused:

R

lasernigel
8th Apr 2005, 12:13
No one's done it yet!!!

I USED TO BED A PILOT BUT SHE HAD A RATHER LARGE COCKPIT.






I'll get me coat.

Paterbrat
8th Apr 2005, 15:33
Funnily enough talking to an ex Jaguar pilot this morning who certainly looked quite fetching, married to a will be Typhoon pilot, and as far as bed goes, with four young would be pilots it would seem that the pilot to pilot interface has been spectacularly successful.

Is that moron still walking and talking?? my my he's toasting his marshmellows a bit close isn't he.

phnuff
8th Apr 2005, 16:23
I used to be a pilot, but then I made the mistake of typing Pilot into an on line dictionary

Main Entry: 1pi·lot
Pronunciation: 'pI-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French pilote, from Italian pilota, alteration of pedota, from (assumed) Middle Greek pEdOtEs, from Greek pEda steering oars, plural of pEdon oar; probably akin to Greek pod-, pous foot -- more at FOOT
1 a : one employed to steer a ship : HELMSMAN b : a person who is qualified and usually licensed to conduct a ship into and out of a port or in specified waters c : a person who flies or is qualified to fly an aircraft or spacecraft
2 : GUIDE, LEADER
3 : COWCATCHER
4 : a piece that guides a tool or machine part
5 : a television show produced and filmed or taped as a sample of a proposed series
6 : PILOT LIGHT 2
- pi·lot·less /-l&s/ adjective

ExSimGuy
8th Apr 2005, 19:45
I used to bed a "pilot's ground-sheet" - does that count ;)

acbus1
9th Apr 2005, 07:19
I'm guessing that, with 4 kids, the Typhoon pilot must have been the male partner.......

........long time coming, but better that than a fifteen year gestation.




"Hi! I'm a Typhoon pilot. This aeroplane had a use twenty years ago!"

As a taxpayer I want my money back! :mad: :mad: :mad:



Sorry........back to bed. :O

yaeger-miser
10th Apr 2005, 15:16
I used to be a pilot, but then I...............(ding dong) .O hang on a min its the door "O Fcuk they found me" RUN sweet jesus RUN..:}