View Full Version : Eyelash batting victim?

tony draper
31st Mar 2005, 10:21
Mr Militant has mentioned that most devious of female ploys the batting of eyelashes, ever been caught?.
One had a dilly, doing some work in local housing office,very nice manageress of same establisment pleasing to look upon with good legs,
Drapes is wandering about trying to look busy,manageress wanders up eyelashes going fifty to the dozen,

"Your very clever aren't you"? spake she

"One tries one's best madam" Drapes replies somewhat flustered.

"Could you have a look at this desk thingy for me next door please"
.says Madam, eyelashes now speed blurred into invisibility.

"Certainly Madam,lead on"
replies drapes picking up screw driver chest swelling.

She opens door and waves arm indicating half a dozen flat pack desks lying on floor all still neatly wrapped up in their carboard boxes.

One was well and truly got.

31st Mar 2005, 10:24
Been caught many times at many sites by this. Always good for ensuring you get a nice cup of coffee regularly, I have found.

31st Mar 2005, 10:32
picking up screw driver chest swelling.

Now is that a Screwdriver,chest swelling OR a Screwdriver chest, and pray what else is swelling with those eyelashes going ten to the dozen?:E

Onan the Clumsy
31st Mar 2005, 12:52
pleasing to look upon with good legs, I thought in your neck of the woods a woman's best attribute was to have a way with the Donkey Stone and good child bearing hips :ok:

1st Apr 2005, 05:57
That's most of the North East, Onan

Then there's Sunderland.

Where a woman is expected to keep her face clean shaven.

Especially on Saturdays. :ugh: