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candoo
31st Mar 2005, 07:40
What superpower would you choose to have, not like invisibility, spiders webs, flying etc... but something useful in your day to day life.

Topic shamelessly lifted from a London radio station phone-in this a.m.

A few of my favourites:

The power to give my wife an orgasm whilst watching Match of the Day.
The power to make toast just by placing a piece of bread between my hands.
The power to convince my wife I'm not really p!ssed.

Dop
31st Mar 2005, 08:20
Instantaneous teleportation to anywhere in the world.
Think of all the time you'd save that you normally spend stuck on trains, tubes, buses, or in traffic.

Parapunter
31st Mar 2005, 10:33
One posesses the ability to fly already. :cool:

yintsinmerite
31st Mar 2005, 10:51
The power to give my wife an orgasm whilst watching Match of the Day.

The converse would be pretty neat too :}

Pilgrim101
31st Mar 2005, 10:59
Candoo

Mine would be to give your wife an orgasm while you were watching Match of the Day :E :E :E

Dances with Boffins
31st Mar 2005, 11:01
The ability to turn water into beer [as opposed to the reverse, which is easy].

airship
31st Mar 2005, 11:37
The ability to not be bored or boring.
And to be insensible to kryptonite.

FLCH
31st Mar 2005, 12:21
the ability to have ones way with a beautiful woman....then turn her into a six-pack of beer !!

Onan the Clumsy
31st Mar 2005, 14:29
The power to give my wife an orgasm whilst watching Match of the Day You mean so you could BOTH get one? :p

Pilgrim101
31st Mar 2005, 14:52
Aww Onan, come,come ! :p

Ian Corrigible
31st Mar 2005, 15:30
Personally, what I think the world needs is “Captain Democracy,” who – together with his friends The Cola Avenger, Dr. Viagra, Burger Man, Paris Hilton, The Web Surfer, SuperCondi and the League of Extrajudicial Gentleman – will bring peace, love and Jeep Cherokees to all corners of the world. That’s what I’m proposing to the DoD, anyhow…

US DoD solicits comic book for Mid East (http://www1.eps.gov/spg/ODA/USSOCOM/FortBraggNC/H92239%2D05%2DT%2D0026/Combine%20Synopsis%5FSolicitation.html)

:E

I/C

answer=42
31st Mar 2005, 19:09
The ability to kill any thread I post on stone dead.

A power I already possess.

Jerricho
31st Mar 2005, 21:46
Ah ha!!!

Your powers are useless against me a=42!!

Bre901
31st Mar 2005, 22:03
:E

SyllogismCheck
31st Mar 2005, 22:12
Can I have the power to control the will of others please? :E

Jerricho
31st Mar 2005, 22:20
You sure can.

Become a solicitor ;)

badda ching!! geddit?

SyllogismCheck
31st Mar 2005, 22:25
Yeah, I do. Is it too late to pick again? :(

nosefirsteverytime
1st Apr 2005, 00:31
*slightly off track, but superhero-ey anyways*

Just saw the Incredibles on DVD, liked it. Wasn't comfy with the jet engine sucking thing though (ouch). I read through the DVD extra files bits on the other superheros, and I feel the girl super (Stratogale, the DVD says) who got sucked into the jet engine (cape accident) could have been a real interesting character. Ah well.

*still off track, but now aviation-ey as well*

What did you guys think of the aircraft shootdown sequence? It was nice to hear Mrs. Incredible's radio speak sound,well, credible! Wossit all mean though?

*and back on track*

Well, my superpower? The ability to instantly look at anymechanical object and instantly know how it worked and if it was broke or not.

airship
1st Apr 2005, 03:12
Can I have the power to control the will of others please? Wish I had the power to control me own will, that is... ;)

Pilgrim101
1st Apr 2005, 05:50
""Can I have the power to control the will of others please?""

Well, yes, OK ! F :mad: k, it works !:8

Taildragger55
1st Apr 2005, 09:14
Powers I'd like to have:

The ability to forecast the behaviour of female humans.

Being able to assemble flat pack furniture.

To be able to land an aircraft or a parachute or moor a boat without reducing all bystanders to paroxysms of hysterical laughter.


Nosefirst, the "Incredibles" DVD is great, must watch it again.

Loose rivets
3rd Apr 2005, 09:14
The ability to pop to the Red Lion for lunch, and then back to the Texas sunshine by 3 PM

sexjet69
3rd Apr 2005, 09:20
The ability to make the men I desire fall at my feet :E

SxJt69

airship
3rd Apr 2005, 09:38
http://www.radio-canada.ca/jeunesse/passions/sports/images/imagesEpreuves/karate.gif ;)

nosefirsteverytime
3rd Apr 2005, 17:38
No one's answered me Q about Mrs. Incredible's R/T procedure.

pigboat
3rd Apr 2005, 18:29
I can tell you one thing, if I were the invisible man I'd paint my butt flourescent orange. Just in case I was boffing Wonder Woman and Superman came along, you understand.

High Wing Drifter
3rd Apr 2005, 18:54
I would like the power to have all the lawnmowers and power tools within an audible range of my home silenced on sunny weekends (oh and the bonfires doused).