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Flying Lawyer
30th Mar 2005, 21:28
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger1.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger2.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger3.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger4.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger5.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/FlyingLawyer/WomenLiveLonger6.jpg

tart1
30th Mar 2005, 21:33
Yes ............. and the quesstion is????? :D

tony draper
30th Mar 2005, 21:59
Ooh! I did the JCB bucket ladder thingy once.
Never did me any harm.
:rolleyes:

The Invisible Cat
30th Mar 2005, 22:26
One cannot but have a strange deja vu feeling. One's almost sure one saw the very same piccies in a thread with the same title not long ago, yet one's unable to find it.
:rolleyes:

One thunk there's at least three possibilities :

- one's a psychic and one foresaw said thread (doubtful)
- same thread got posted some time ago and deleted inbetween
- Danny or some mod has deliberately sabotaged the PProon search engines.

One's a very very puzzled moggy indeed
:confused: :confused:

Edited to mention that mebbe t'was not on PProon after all.
When in doubt, Google (http://gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm)

Still doesn't give a clue on how one got to these piccies in the first time

DubTrub
31st Mar 2005, 00:07
Ah, one knows Mr FL is a clever chappie....can anyone actually prove that the subjects of the piccies are in fact wimmin?

[sexual discrimination case goes out the winder, methinks]

Capt Claret
31st Mar 2005, 04:53
Dub

Isn't the whole point of the piccies that all the men in them are in positions that seemingly might bring them a Darwin Award.

Ergo, women live longer 'cause they tend not to think quite so laterally when trying to get the job done! :}

Volume
31st Mar 2005, 06:13
http://members.fortunecity.de/mm981/bilder/Bild_1.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.de/mm981/bilder/Bild_2.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.de/mm981/bilder/Bild_3.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.de/mm981/bilder/Bild_4.jpg

tall and tasty
31st Mar 2005, 08:09
Volume

My Fav shop, thanks for the photos

TnT :p ;) :p

Windy Militant
31st Mar 2005, 08:43
Ergo, women live longer 'cause they tend not to think quite so laterally when trying to get the job done!

No I think you'll find that most women will either flutter their eyelashes or Nag away until some poor Muppet does it for them!

Which shows either higher intelligence or greater natural cunning than us poor slobs! :rolleyes: ;) ;)

redsnail
31st Mar 2005, 09:34
Priceless. Both set of pics are brilliant.
:D

Evening Star
31st Mar 2005, 09:52
All wrong. Women live longer because they wear men out with all the heavy lifting jobs. After a lifetime of moving wardrobes, putting up shelves, digging gardens, etc, an early death is almost inevitable.

[Edit: See here (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169152). I rest my case.]

tall and tasty
31st Mar 2005, 09:57
Evening Star

Women live longer because they wear men out with all the heavy lifting jobs. After a lifetime of moving wardrobes, putting up shelves, digging gardens, etc

Unfortunately I don't if I need things like that done, I do it myself

TnT :ok:

Air Soul
31st Mar 2005, 11:20
Alternatively;

why do married men die earlier?

because they want to....


AS

cessna l plate
31st Mar 2005, 11:47
Women live longer because.................

THEY DONT HAVE WIVES NAGGING THEM!!!!!

IFTB
31st Mar 2005, 11:50
Because they do not have the common sense to pack it up when enough is enough.

Heliport
31st Mar 2005, 11:58
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Heliport/Potomac.jpg

Paterbrat
31st Mar 2005, 15:52
Its the testosterone that does it, or at least what it makes a male do. The lack of it in a woman probably ecourages her to a somewhat more studied approach to problems like , run like hell/ get a man to go first/do it / see how he dies then try another way/ complain of inability to cope and stand back/ all of the preceding.
Whatever it is it works.