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Unwell_Raptor
27th Mar 2005, 09:52
From today's 'News of the World':

"And Mrs Jones claims extra-marital affairs are rife in Westminster—allegations that will rock the political world just two months before a general election."

Politicians get a bit on the side! Pope Catholic! Bears sh*t in woods!


Puh-leeeze!

tony draper
27th Mar 2005, 10:02
One has it on good authority that the palace of Westminster is also the best Patch saleswise for the sellers of Colombian electric nose powder as well, char ladies have to chip it off the bathroom sinks every morning in said establishment.

:rolleyes:

Gouabafla
27th Mar 2005, 14:56
char ladies have to chip it off the bathroom sinks every morning in said establishment.

And they are going on strike for a decent wage so that they can afford to buy their own.

acbus1
27th Mar 2005, 15:24
char ladies have to chip it off the bathroom sinks every morning
No guessing what they have to chip of the loo seats. (Eton, Harrow etc boys all, if you get my drift.) :yuk:

sprocket
28th Mar 2005, 08:27
Attenborough should be summonsed to do a doco on the mating habits of the inhabitants of Westminster.
Then, in turn, send the journos to do a study of penguins in the Antarctic. That would be worth reading. :E