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YYZ
21st Mar 2005, 14:00
Whilst browsing E-bay for....... err...... car parts and such I came across (no pun) this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5964569401&rd=1)

I obviously asked for pictures purely out of interest which she kindly obliged, not bad:rolleyes:

She’s not worth much at the minute (£130.00) but there are five days left!

How much is a persons virginity worth, I'd of thrown mine at someone let alone sold it, but then im a bloke, suppose it's different for the fairer sex?

Is this something that other people would consider?

Also note, NO REFUNDS
;) How can she prove she is a virgin and not a 22-year-old tart form London looking for some easy money...?

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 14:42
10 bids!!! Now that's funny stuff.

polomint
21st Mar 2005, 14:45
Wasn't this done a little while ago by an american student to pay for her college funding?

If I remember rightly she was booted from e-bay but not before the bids had exceeded £7000!!

Incredble what some people will pay for!

Me?

I'm priceless:E

Polo :ok:

Onan the Clumsy
21st Mar 2005, 14:50
Priceless? I think not.

I refer to the slogan behind your name (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A3073655) :8

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 14:54
It does remind me of that book "Memoirs of a Geisha" and that mizuage thing. Can anybody out there actually confirm if that part of the book was legit, as I have heard other parts are bullsh*t.

Ian Corrigible
21st Mar 2005, 15:00
£130? Seems pretty pricey. I thought the going rate for cherries was about £2.99 per pound...

:E

I/C

YYZ
21st Mar 2005, 15:17
Ahhh yes, but her magical cherry sings like on the HSBC advert:}

Makes it a much more enjoyable experience.

YYZ

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:17
YYZ -how do you know she sent pics of herself and not her better looking, slimmer, less hairy lesbian mate?;)

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 15:19
less hairy lesbian mate?

And the problem being?????

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:22
You're not bidding on the 'less hairy lesbian mate', that's the point. Suppose you could always email and ask if she'd talk the less hairy lesbian mate to join in!:}
Sort of a Tesco thing - buy one get one free.

YYZ
21st Mar 2005, 15:22
I don't, that's the point, the pictures look good and I cannot believe for two seconds at 22 this girl has saved herself?

Not saying it's impossible but she obviously is not shy... 2+2 and all that:}

Maybe we should all club together too win and have a mini bus full go down to enjoy what we have paid for, she never said there was a limit on participants?

YYZ

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:24
I'd want to see pics of the lesbian mate as well though.

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 15:25
You're not bidding on the 'less hairy lesbian mate', that's the point

I was hoping our friend YYZ wouldn't be silly enough to bid on that................and he scored some free smut pictures. :ok:

If he was silly enough, I've got this mate in Nigeria who needs to move some cash......

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:26
But will he share the pics with his friends on prune?:ooh:

YYZ
21st Mar 2005, 15:29
I would but I have idea how to place pictures?

And for the record, I have not bid, honest:}

YYZ

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:31
It's ok, we believe you.:ok:

Mini bus booked is it?

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 15:33
I'm sure that 747Focal has the pictures already AND would be very happy to post them :E

Standard Noise
21st Mar 2005, 15:34
Right, we've just got to figure out how to keep the female pruners out while we all have a peek.:8

Minty Fresh
21st Mar 2005, 15:39
Probably just me but if i'm gonna spend £150 for bunder I'd want someone who new wot they were doing.

Granted there's a premium to pay for being the pathfinder but can't help thinkin she's probably a [email protected] shag!!

Jerricho
21st Mar 2005, 15:41
I really don't think you could have put it any better Minty.

polomint
21st Mar 2005, 22:02
Hey why cant the females look???:p

some might want tol..LOL:E

tart1
21st Mar 2005, 22:19
Oh yes all the lady prooners would want a look :E

Buster Hyman
21st Mar 2005, 22:24
I got $8 and a cold Roast beef sandwich for mine.

polomint
21st Mar 2005, 22:32
I second tart1s notion...:E

SmilingKnifed
21st Mar 2005, 22:47
I wonder if I could find the girl responsible for mine and retrospectively charge?

Either that or sue for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.:{

chiglet
21st Mar 2005, 22:52
Now "Withdrawn". has she "Lost It?" :confused:
we aim to please, it keeps the cleaners happy

ShyTorque
21st Mar 2005, 23:49
Missed it. Was it advertised as new old stock? Someone probably met the "buy it now" price.

YYZ
22nd Mar 2005, 10:27
Shame it was withdrawn:(

Was looking forward to seeing how much she went for:}

YYZ

Konkordski
22nd Mar 2005, 10:48
Must be popular, I heard that this is the third time she's sold it. ;)

YYZ
22nd Mar 2005, 11:19
Just got an e-mail stating Ebay removed her;)

Said I could have her for 15K?

She must be mental; I could get a type rating for that! And how she came to that figure from £130.00 is a mystery... She would of got away with it too if it wasn’t for them pesky kids:}

You could have a lot of fun for 15K, never mind a fumble with an inexperienced soon to be tart
:ouch:

YYZ

Jerricho
22nd Mar 2005, 13:52
15 THOUSAND POUNDS?!??!

That Posh Spice is a laugh, isn't she :E ;)

airship
22nd Mar 2005, 14:35
I bid 2 goats and an old donkey...inshallah! :)

Lon More
22nd Mar 2005, 14:35
The article seems to have been removed. Does that mean she's already lost it?

lasernigel
22nd Mar 2005, 14:37
Could I have left a small deposit???:E :E

airship
22nd Mar 2005, 14:43
My bid was accepted?! Onan and TD, thank you so much. Now, who do I have to thank for being an old donkey, I forget...achach?! :O ;)