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Onan the Clumsy
19th Mar 2005, 02:12
Mrs Clumsy has got it into her head that we need a little culture.

"You're so f*****g boring. We never do ANYTHING!" was how I think she phrased it.

So tonight we had a choice between a play about an interracial marriage, or the ballet.

19th Mar 2005, 02:25
You poor guy. Was there no opera? Or tram spotting? Dinner theatre?

Onan the Clumsy
19th Mar 2005, 02:32
No tram spotting, but I did get pix of the light rail in HOU a couple of weeks ago. Very spiffy looking too.

My choice was obvious :E

19th Mar 2005, 04:44
I say the same thing to my husband.

I give him different choices, however. :p

19th Mar 2005, 05:01

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Mrs Sid enjoyed it there, especially the 02:30 slow goods train rumbling by. :E :ok:

19th Mar 2005, 08:03
Yo Onan, that aint a choice, that's a threat to your intellect.
Doesn't she fancy banger racing or something of a highbrow nature??

cessna l plate
19th Mar 2005, 11:29
They still have dog racing at Belle Vue Manchester you know. How more highbrow can you get??

19th Mar 2005, 11:30
Go to the ballet - there's a good chance that there will be some decent gimp to oggle. Oh, and the Missus can oggle those blokes with the enormous testicles, even though they are probably uphill gardeners.

Culture - dontcha just love it... :ok:

19th Mar 2005, 11:32
a play about an interracial marriage

A Texan and a Newfie perchance?

19th Mar 2005, 11:49
a play about an interracial marriage

I have this great DVD with two women in an, um, close relationship...!

then they get a few friends over as well... :ooh:

Should keep you busy for a couple of hours... :E



Onan the Clumsy
19th Mar 2005, 11:50
BALIX had it correct.

Perhaps I should have said it was the Jazz Ballet of Montreal, still, young ladies were involved, and I'm happy to report it was impossible to tell whether or not thongs were being worn. It appeared so, but then again, it could have been just muscle definition. :E

There was this one bit where...oh never mind :ok:

19th Mar 2005, 12:06
A Texan and a Quebecer then............very interracial

19th Mar 2005, 13:51
Just say "No" and adios me amigo...

Ozzy :E

19th Mar 2005, 16:08
T'es fou, crisse! :p

Solid Rust Twotter
19th Mar 2005, 19:38
Texan and Quebecois?

That's an inter species relationship. In my day it was known as erm, *ahem*, mumble.....:E (Grump, grump....)

19th Mar 2005, 22:44
You have a wife???????

So why do you spend so much time on the net????

ermmm, think you answered your own question there:E

20th Mar 2005, 01:32
and I'm more amazed by Scrubbed's lack of understanding. My God man, have you no idea of what lies ahead?