View Full Version : Captain Jones' wife learns golf

18th Mar 2005, 19:36
This caused me to spit coffee over the glareshield....

Captain Jones' wife, is learning to play golf and she is totally hopeless. Can't hit the ball, misses the fairway and her golf pro is losing patience....

"Missus Jones, try holding your golf club like you do hubbie's cock when you're having mind blowing horny sex"....

First ball, on the green
Second one - hole in one
Third one - brilliant drive

"Missus Jones, MY GOD, that was bloody brilliant...but next time, try taking the club out of your mouth....";)

Onan the Clumsy
18th Mar 2005, 19:51
Was that the same lady who was told by her therapist to handle her husband's like she would a bottle of ketchup?

Onan the Clumsy
18th Mar 2005, 23:53
...as in she should shake the upturned bottle, but instead she pounds on the base of it.

It's good comedy, it's just visual :(