View Full Version : Who has the best job?????
Staticdroop
18th Feb 2005, 14:14
I'm sure i've read this before somewhere but i thought it should be reserected again.
Is your job best because you get variety, good scenery or get paid loads of wedge. Does your job attract all the babes or are you left with the ones who have more 5 o clock shadow than you.
All in the best possible taste please;)
Joker's Wild
18th Feb 2005, 15:18
:uhoh: keeping with the requirement for the best possible taste, how about we include the other extreme and ask for who has the WORST job out there :}
just a thought......................
davehearn
18th Feb 2005, 23:36
i get more money fitting carpets than you do for flying helicopters , so hows that work then ? but fitting carpets pays for my flying---- hey ho
So it's you with the flying carpet? :)
phil
Bertie Thruster
19th Feb 2005, 08:41
We fitted a nice carpet in our chopper (bathroom grade) (stops the blood going down the joints in the floor.) Didn't get paid for it, but the flying is free!
Bomber ARIS
19th Feb 2005, 10:45
A fire-proof, CAA/JAA/EASA approved carpet that remains sterile after blood etc. contamination and is allowed by your quality department??? Tell me more of this wonder product...
Are we tallking Bolkows here??
Bertie Thruster
19th Feb 2005, 16:08
Alright Bomber A, the approved flooring was only "carpet" in the broadest sense! (It might look ok in a bathroom though, just a tad expensive)
davehearn
19th Feb 2005, 17:21
whilst wer on the subject then--- if anybody wants a nice new set of carpet i can do a full set for most machines for free as long as we go for a bit of a jaunt afterwards.:O
ShyTorque
19th Feb 2005, 18:08
Anyone can get a ride in Bertie's Hoover (actually I think it's a Dyson as it's yellow) but you have to bleed a lot to get on the short list! :p
davehearn
20th Feb 2005, 00:38
i was going to start a company called fliying carpets-- but coudnt fit the roof rack on the 300 did think of havin dummy floats as carpet tubes? long lining a roll of axminster just aint profitable any more:(
Ok, so we're off topic - I've always wanted to specialise in taking people round golf and racing courses, then I call the company inter-course helicopters, but it wouldn't go down well. A good one for crop spraying would be agrivation......
Phil
fluffy5
20th Feb 2005, 11:11
one day u wake up,in a backwater airfield flying for a cup of char,with people who r big hairy men wanting to learn to fly a rubber band helo.just not enough ladys.the excitement and enjoyable life of instructing.
or
another day on a p**s P**r rosta at night in winter,with george flying for most of the way,getting paid lots of c**h.but still working wth big hairy men in rubber suits ???
The humanity !!
or
market and advertise and spend zillions on a company to attract the right people ?
could call it chicks with choppers :E