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Razor61
16th Jan 2005, 03:13
From the BBC.co.uk/news....


US military pondered love not war

The unconventional proposals were made by the US Air Force
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

'Who? Me?'

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.

However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994] proposal have been developed".

He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered fordevelopment or acquisition."

BEagle
16th Jan 2005, 07:26
"people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis"

And live in ditches, no doubt?

Some seriously weird people working at Wright, it seems, with their ideas for a fag bomb - which no doubt goes 'poof' on impact - and a farting bomb? Hate to think what that might sound like when it went off.

MadsDad
16th Jan 2005, 09:24
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

This could bring any entirely new meaning to 'Friendly Fire'.

Pilgrim101
16th Jan 2005, 10:24
Just think back, the first test firing in the suburbs of San Francisco was considered to have been a failure :}

Would it have worked on sailors ? :E

Anita Bush
16th Jan 2005, 16:49
:ooh: Bitch! Just you wait until I have my make up on.

Ian Corrigible
16th Jan 2005, 19:23
Hasn't that already been tested on the men of the Second Armoured Division...?

Sergeant: "Squad. Camp it ... up!"
Soldiers: "Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!"

:E

I/C

(With thanks to Python (Monty) Pictures)

Soiled Glove
17th Jan 2005, 07:11
I suppose it was going to be carried by the Jaguar's of 31 Sqn? or was there to be a later missile version for the 11 Sqn F3s?

Conan the Librarian
17th Jan 2005, 18:11
And this is the bit that made me wince (or should that be "mince"?)

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

If I read it correctly it was meant to be a blow to more more than morale.... Ho hum...


as an aside, wasn't this idea trialled out yonks ago by the RN? Chap named Nelson is said to have uttered "Kiss me Hardy"

rgds to all,

John