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phnuff
2nd Dec 2004, 19:21
Mdm is not known for her ability to keep a clean car turned up tonight with a clean car. Why? Well someone had written something on the back (not me btw).

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this car"


Brilliant!!

SyllogismCheck
2nd Dec 2004, 19:51
Often seen with 'She is!' written in a different hand below. :E

MMEMatty
2nd Dec 2004, 21:45
In the Grime on the back of a "Willi Betz" long distance truck:

"SSSSH! Asylum Seekers asleep Inside"

Matty

timmcat
2nd Dec 2004, 21:52
What the bloomin 'eck does 'Slap My Top' mean?

I suppose I really should know - but haven't a clue...

WE Branch Fanatic
2nd Dec 2004, 22:15
Better than someone writing on your wife

"I bet your car's not as dirty as your wife"...:cool:

BRL
2nd Dec 2004, 23:15
What the bloomin 'eck does 'Slap My Top' mean?

I suppose I really should know - but haven't a clue...If you are up and about at 0300-ish, tune in to radio two.

Go to the radio two website and look for Alex Lester.

Think there may be a slapmytop.com or something too.

Gareth Blackstock
2nd Dec 2004, 23:37
Its the "Hows my Driving? Call ......." stickers that I find funny.

The best one I saw was in Florida, it read;

"HOWS MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-S H I T"


Gaz

BlueWolf
3rd Dec 2004, 07:06
WEBF, that was actually funny. Is everything alright?;)

teeteringhead
3rd Dec 2004, 08:38
AND no mention of the "Sea Jet" either ......

.... can this be the real WEBFan or is it an imposter!!

Gainesy
3rd Dec 2004, 14:28
WEBF, that was actually funny. Is everything alright?

BW,
Do you know how long it took me to get the tea out of this keyboard?:)

itchy kitchin
3rd Dec 2004, 14:50
My personal favourite has to be:
(written in thick clag on a car)
www.cleanme.com

(if the url has parsed, please ignore it. it prolly don't exist)
Edit: It freakin' does too!

Jerricho
3rd Dec 2004, 14:51
parsed

Huh!?!?

Flypro
3rd Dec 2004, 16:12
Jerricho,
It should have read 'parsed away'. Gone before, is no more.....:{

itchy kitchin
3rd Dec 2004, 16:20
...i'm starting to get PARSED off!!!

(only kidding)
look at the first tick box under the reply box when you're typing one out. Cripes! just saw what I wrote. "typing one out"...sounds like female mastabation!!!:E

Flypro
3rd Dec 2004, 16:26
Itchy,
Cripes, my eyes must have PARSED over that tick box a hundred times without really seeing it!!




'MaSTABation sounds rather painful:eek:

Jerricho
3rd Dec 2004, 18:01
That would make one parse out.

Flypro
3rd Dec 2004, 18:22
.......and Parsing water may even be a little painful:sad:

Jerricho
3rd Dec 2004, 20:06
Oh, I though we were parst all this. Guess not.

BombayDuck
4th Dec 2004, 03:24
Its parsible, you thought wrong..

El Grifo
4th Dec 2004, 18:24
Just parse off you lot and let us get on with the thread !!!!!

BlueWolf
4th Dec 2004, 21:10
Indeed, we should be far more parsimonious with our thread deviations.

WE Branch Fanatic
4th Dec 2004, 21:11
I hope that you're not taking the parse..........

WE Branch Fanatic
5th Dec 2004, 22:36
teeteringhead

If you like, I could write "Sea Jet" on your wife/car/both.........and maybe a link to this thread. (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98152)